Work is dragging and I am just so ready for the weekend.. Anyone have some terrible pick-up lines to share?? Extra points for ones you've heard at TTR :icon_lol:
This is boring, but I've heard it 1,000 times at TTR....."Can I buy you a drink". Of course, I always say yes. LOL.
"You are the most handsome man I have ever seen! Will you take my twin sister and I and have your way with us?" - it took me years to learn how to say no.....<sigh>
"I'm gonna call you pinkie toe, since you're small and cute and I can picture banging you on my coffee table later."