May 20th was our first Boobs Cruise. We almost backed out due to the dark skies...so glad we didn't! Expectations: Refills on drinks would be hard to get. Half the girls topless. Not enough room to move It would get boring after a few hours. Realities: My glass never got below half full. ALL the girls were topless. Saw way more wieners than we thought we would. Plenty of room, though moving is not advisable in rough water after drinking all day. We are going to hell for the whipped cream shenanigans in the back of the boat on the way home, but we will at least know 40 people there. Does anyone know where my swim trunks are? Omar and the crew were fantastic and kept the party moving. Biggest Surprises: We came home with everyone. The Mexican military guys who passed us didn't arrest us. A drunk, naked British guy makes a great hood ornament.
that about sums it up!!! it's amazing how quick the 7 hours went by!! a very well choregraphed cruise. the CancunCare Boobs Cruise is the ONLY way to go!!!
Hey, we had our Boobs Cruises cherries popped this past April, on the 23rd to be precise. Lots of the regulars who've done many before were aboard seems like, so we were in good company. Totally agree on the expectations vs. surprisingly pleasant realities! Shoot, on just the "Boobs Out" portion, I think Omar had nearly 90% of the tops off just as we were pulling away from the dock, for crying out loud. Then the goofiness starting in,combined with surprising amounts of booze, and Wallah! Instand party! Definitely doing it every chance we get!
I went for my 1st Boobs Cruise in Feb and enjoyed it so much I decided to go on the regular cruise the next day. WOW what a mistake. The Boobs Cruise was off the hook and every boat we passed you could see the guys glaring at their partners going "YOU BITCH!, why weren't we on THAT boat. The normal cruise was a snooze fest and I seriously considered taking the watertaxi back from the island. I am going the 14th of June for my 2nd Boobs Cruise and this time I won't be so self conscious about being by myself, and I hope the naked Canadian guy will be just as good a hood ornament as the british guy was.
Great summary! That trip was wild! I didn't hang out in the back of the boat much, just passed through on my way to the bathroom, but even that was dangerous if you didn't want a) your trunks ripped off you, b) your ass smacked with a leather belt, and c) some random chick grabbing you and sticking her tongue down your throat (in that order!) Just sayin'...
Can't wait for our first Boobs Cruise. June 9th can't get here soon enough. Glad to here you had a great time.
I really wish mine was that good. It was fun, but no one brought the whipped cream, you can't get it in Canada...so I was relying on my American friends...and not as packed. Skinny dipping in the ocean is special. Way to go!
You can get the whip cream in Canada! Well at least in the west you can ! Lol and John and Stacy were right the Apr 23 cruise was a lot of fun! Lol
