Only a Security Guard at Temptation would say...

"Hi. If you guys are going to have sex in that hot tub, please pull down the blind."

Four of us naked in the hot tub outside our room around the quiet pool heard that from the Security Guard patrolling the grounds.

Hilarious, and perhaps appropo...

 

Ha! My favorite was "they have to put their bottoms back on. No go nakey" then he stood their & watched everything for about 10 more minutes before walking away, realizing nothing was going to change. There was no chance he was going to hide that smile on his face though. Good times.


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Sports Pool

Security came up to us when in the Sports Pool at 3am one night and asked Viv "are you having sex in that pool".....Viv responded..."well not at the moment " !!!!!.
I felt I'd ticked one off the bucket list....busted by security :mnm:

 

Hah, good stories!

In all fairness though, the new security guards were very cool this past April. We really should cut them some slack and give them some credit, because they probably have to deal with people constantly pushing the limits all the time.

I am sure every night they have to go to the pool and bust people trying to swim naked. They certainly caught us! But they were super cool about it, and I'm glad they handled it the way they did. If we treat them like the bad guys all the time, they will eventually start treating us the same..

 

I laugh at a story our friend told us at our trip in May. Sports pool 2-3am tells her no nakey nakey, she tells him Yes nakey nakey, this repeated several times, then she ran naked through the resort with security following her, runs through a kitchen grabbing one of the chefs big hats and finally meets back with the party yelling Yes nakey nakey. It was better heard from her, but it was funny as hell the whole week.

 

Our first night there, white night, Blondie, after a couple of hours of dancing, went to the room and changed out of her dress and into some little white shorts and a sheer lace tank top. Not too long after that we were dancing near the dj booth and she decided it was time to let the girls breathe so she proceeds to take her top off and toss it to the security guard standing next to the booth. The look on his face was priceless. He handed her top back and wagged his finger at her with a smile on his face. Her defense....I'm new here and I didn't know I had to keep all of my clothes on. LOL Later, skinny dipping in the sports pool he watched from a distance for a while before saying no more. I think she was branded from that night on because from that night on, everywhere we went to try to have some "alone time" security seemed to show up nearly instantaneously.

 

Last week during lingerie night at Paty O's, Mrs. team was originally wearing a pink corset and then removed it to expose a shelf bra so most of everything was exposed. I was wondering if security would give her any crap but they didn't say a word.

 

The next night was men's dress shirt night and she had nothing on under it and one button that was buttoned. Later that one button was undone, she was dancing her ass off, all her goodies were on display and they didn't say a word. I guess because she, technically, still had her outfit on. I guess you never know.

 

So are they back to stopping people from going skinny dipping in the sports pool at night? In October they were cool w it as long as they didn't actually see you getting naked to get in.

 

Ok...all three of you...stop that now!!