:mnm: A little about ourselves, we are SHY!!! people. We don't party and hate nudity ... Fuck that... This trip is our second at same time May Mayhem. Last year went for 7 days was not long enough, so we booked 13 days this year, probably a little too long as we were burned out the last few days. We met so many awesome people on this trip Thanks to CCC. Day 1. Flight to cancun was very bumby as we had left Toronto in a typhoon, and fly through bad storms in Florida. We arrived around 12:30, customs line was bad again, waited forever. Got the dreaded red light, had to show the world all of our sex toys and outfits. lol Got outside for USA Transfers. Had to wait 15 minutes Because they sent my driver off due to the delay through customs. Arrived at resort around 2pm Check in went smooth got room right away in 5300 building. Dodged the timeshare people. went to room Got dressed and went to lunch. After lunch Got undressed and went to the sexy pool. No problem getting a lounge chairs. We sat beside this other couple for like 20 minutes before introducing each other. OMG it was scottydog on the forum. Scott and Jamie, the start of a amazing 2 week friendship with them. I can not say enough of this couple, they were awesome and rocked the place. We were introduce to their new found friends Jason and Miranda. Another awesome couple who also rocked the place. They were newbes to the resort but pretty much owned it by the end. We met Better late then never, Russ and Kathy our friends from last year. Also met ricky&Lucy and several others the first day. After drinking and relaxing at sexy pool. I went to dinner at the Asian Restaurant, Did not need a reservation as they snuck us in before it Got Busy. I like the meal I had, Alli not so much, Alli will add her remarks later. After that we Got hit with the 1st night curse, crashed hard and missed Paty O's. Which was april's theme of mens dress shirt night. Day 2 ate breakfast at buffet, first one of many omeletes, green hangover juice and lots of fruit. Found out our room had no hot water at all, complained first day no one came, but complained again today and was repaired right away, Someone must have Shut off the valve outside. We then went to the sexy pool were we met up and partyed with Scottydog and J/M- jason/Miranda. We met up with several others from CCC including Mike Hart and Alice wandering, Darcy and Victoria and finally met the infamous Sillyleo, Vita and Rome, Lee and Gail, This group will form the party for the next couple of days. PATY O'S ROCKED on day 2, Alli had to wake up Sillyleo though as they were going through the 1st day curse. What are good friends for hehe!! especially when we know your room numbers. We Did party hard and closed down Paty o's then continued the party in the sports pool till the early morning hours. All the ladies looked great in their lingerie. Had a perma smile the whole night. My Cookie monster boxers were a hit especially with Jamie. Hehe. Great 2nd day!!! Day 3 breakfast at buffet, lots of green juice feeling a little rough in morning. Partying in the sexy pool, met Deb and Dan nice couple from CCC. Went to lunch at margaritas awesome wings and chicken stirfry. we took it easy this day as we have Boobs Cruise tomorrow. Tonight was white night/glow outfits Which were awesome ladies, I wore white boxers. Day 4 Boobs Cruise day!!! weather was hot and humid, great start we Got Jason and Miranda the newbes on to the cruise. The cruise rocked hard all morning, The jungle theme was good, i wore some ladies leggings cut into shorts with animals on it. Chinos love them!! was a hit. After lunch the Rain started but the party continued more and more got nude. Rome was a hit with the ladies. Later on, the 4 single ladies who were shy on removing their tops took over the show on front of boat. good to see they had a great time. Our single friend Alex who we became great friends with through out the 2 weeks, Got drawn into the group of 4 women by Chinos. Guess he is not shy anymore lol. The boat docked with a few naked people flapping their junk at the people on the beach.lol. Over all a great cruise minus the Rain. Got back to room, passed out for a hour, Got up and had dinner, passed out again for the night. Damn it I missed out on naughty school girl night first of two missed. Damn it anyhow, Frigging tequila!!! Day 5 Woke up feeling amazing Having slept for twelve hours. Had breakfast, partying with everyone in sexy pool. Now the party is now getting heated up with some more CCC members arriving. OMG we met up with Adam & Stacey what a wild time partying with them for the next several days. love you guys. Met some more amazing CCC members like C.K -Chad &Krista, 2sunburnt - Sal and Lisa, Trev &Deb, Alli had fun with unbuttoning Sal's Shirt as he was a little shy. Nice to see them loosen up, looked like they had alot of fun. Tonight was Sheer night and had so much fun, definitely the group was center of attraction, ladies rocked the house tonight for Mens Dress shirt night. Day 6 Breakfast omeletes again dont think I'll eat another after this vacation lol. met another couple of CCC members Rubifer, Ruby and Jennifer, and Jessie and Josh. Had alot of fun in the pool today. Tonight is sexy as you dare and sadly Sillyleo's last night Which ended early for them. will be missed by all. We didnt last that late either but Did meet a few that was going on 7th Boobs Cruise. Day 7 The epic history making May 7th BOOBS cruise. The party started right away no warming up here. At least 10 fully nude people the flag pole full of bikini tops and some male bottoms. The people make the cruise fun. This group ROCKED. To young Josh who didnt want to be violated. lol. To adam and especially Stacey who owned this cruise for being newbes you again rocked. By the end we set the record for most fully nude people on the BOOBS cruise at over 35 people. and at one point everyone getting BJ's around the front of the boat. Wondered what the people on the beach thought of all the penises flopping when boat was docking. Definitely one of the best cruises. After the cruise we crashed for a few hours, but woke up for PATY O's. Fetish night OMG my favorite. Seeing everyone dressed up was definitely an eyeopener. Even Stacey made it out with very little sleep as they partied in the pool after the cruise. Both Adam and Stacey had great outfits. Alli's outfit rocked Loved it especially when the buttons kept getting lower. This was a great day. love you all, EVEN ALEX who kept getting us shots after shots and killing me lol Day 8 After breakfast and short time in the sexy pool we spent the day in the quiet pool with scott and Jamie and adam and Stacey. After 2 years of looking we Actually found the quiet pool. Thanks Adam. lol. We had a nice relaxing day there. We then Got all dressed and went to dinner at the seafood restaurant. Which was good. Off to crash for a hour before PATY O's. Last night for adam and Stacey Time to go out with a bang. lingerie night!!! Damn all the ladies looked hot. Had so much fun. I think we ended up in the sports pool again, but memory is fading!!! Day 9 A very sad start as we said our goodbyes to adam and Stacey, most of our friends are already left or leaving today. Us and scott and Jamie are feeling the blues, so we decided to blow this joint and spent the day on the island- Isla Mujeres, we rented golf carts and toured the island we stopped at the mango cafe for lunch, the food was very good and very large portions. will give them 2 thumbs up, after awhile we were getting hot so we stopped at the beach for a cold drink and a dip in the ocean. The whole day was very relaxing, we stopped for souvenirs before Heading back to the ferry. Once back at resort we crashed after dinner for the night, no PATY O's Day 11 Day excurison to xplor. Woke up at an ungodly hour, transfer leaves resort at 715am. We had alot of fun there, we started with the amphibious vehicles Which was fun driving through caves especially when my lights stopped working. Alli being a new driver herself took a turn driving it and Did very good at it. Ziplining next Alli chickened out!!! lol afraid of heights. I Did one full circuit about 1.5 hours through 9 towers, legs were jello afterwards. We ate lunch at buffet, lots of variety of foods. After lunch we Did the paddling rafts through the caves, Did not like that at all, too much work to move the rafts, and boat flipped over dumping us into the water, Alli almost lost her presciption sunglasses in the water, luckily found them when sand settled. My arms were jello by the end of the course. Thank God.. It reminded me of Xel-ha last year with the lazy river... PEOPLE lazy rivers are for floating and being carried by the current. Not working up a sweat to move 2 feet. WTH!!. After that we Did the swim in the caves now that was very relaxing and fun. Met 2 newfie girls and couple from Florida while swimming in the caves. It was fun scarring the girls with bats flying by and talk of biting fish. We Actually ended up being on same return flight home with the newfie girls. funny. Overall we had fun at Xplor, was not Busy on a saturday Which was nice, would recommend it for the adventure couples. Got back to resort around 630pm, had tex mex restaurant. for dinner. Ribeye steaks are amazing there, way better then steak at the italien restaurant. Met up with old friends from last year stacey-kuddlebums nice seeing them again. We Did stay up for PATY O's but the either the vibe of the resort is changed or we are getting burned out. But seeing loads of older people that look totally out of place, with shock Looks on their faces. and very young girls giggling at seeing Alli and Jamie Boobies exposed on dance floor. Alli and Jamie were going to go up next to them at the bar and use their boobs to push their way to the bar. lol, seems like alot of people Did not research the resort before going. Definitely a different feel, Might have to do with most of our group has left, and we are getting tired. The next couple of nights we gave up on dressing up on the themes. Day 12 Our last full day at the resort. we spent alot of time in the sexy pool, hung out with Stacey and scott and Jamie. Had dinner in the buffet. spent several hours at PATY O's. Said our goodbyes to everyone, and called it a night. Day 13 Had breakfast with scott and Jamie before saying our teary goodbyes to them. They left around 10 am, we had several hours to go, we checked out for 11am and stayed in the sexy pool with Stacey and her group. Alli attempted to play movie song trivia, but unusally sucked this time around. Our USA Transfers picked us up at 2pm and return flight was uneventfull. Summary Overall we had an amazing vacation, 13 days Maybe too long, will be shorter trips in the future. The room this year was small not much scenery but our maid was awesome, loved the different animals she made with the towels. we tipped her good. Was not to high on the restaurants this year, food was good, but disapointed in the italien and Asian restaurants. Italien went twice with no sexy coffee and steak was bland. Alli didnt like the fish in the Asian. Mostly ate at buffet and majourites. But we dont come for the room we hardly use or the food or resort. We come for the awesome people we meet. Like last year we met what Looks like life long friends on both trips. It was great seeing everyone from last year again. And meeting some amazing people this year, Scott and Jamie you were with us the entire 13 days had an amazing time with you both, will definitely miss Jamie's nightly greetings "Hola". You are a great couple and enjoyed our time with you. Adam and Stacey you both were so much fun, I am glad to have met you, you guys are awesome. Sillyleo Vita and Rome it was great to finally meet you both from chatting on CCC for many months beforehand, you guys were so much fun. Alex we love you, English accent and all, John and Miranda you guys know how to party, C.K Chad and krista you both rock, Sal and lisa it was nice meeting you, Sal, Alli likes guys with hair on their chest, hehe. Mike and Alice it was nice seeing you guys again, Alice was looking very sexy in her outfits. Trev and Deb, Lee and Gail, Ricky&Lucy, and the many others that I may have forgotten to write down. We love you all and Hope to see everyone soon.
Reading the trip report just makes us want to be so much more. These last 8 days are going to drag. C'mon and get here, we need TTR!!!
