There any snorkeling or parasailing tours close by? Provided I'm not too intoxicated or hungover to do so
If you want a good snorkel tour, I would suggest doing the Jungle Tour, it is not an all day thing and you actually get a nice place to snorkel. Just take the bus to Aqua World. Daily departures ~ Departure times: 9.00am, 12pm and 2:30pm. Duration: 2 hours.
You can book a parasail at the resort and they'll send a shuttle boat to pick you up. and Boris can take you shallow scuba diving {30 feet deep with a tank on you back beats the living shit out of snorkeling. Just saying!!!} as well, with minimal training. Better yet... Never leave the sexy pool!!!