It is day 4 of being back at home, and my hubby Trav and I still haven’t quite got back in the swing of things. My body is still in TTR mode – I have energy all day, crash around 6:00 or so, and then I have been getting my 2nd wind around 10pm. This is EXACTLY the schedule every girl needs to be on to power through a week like the one that we had for OCTOBERBREAST at Temptation. We arrived day 1 on 10/3 about 4pm or so. When we checked in, I let Trav do most of the talking at reception. I was too busy bouncing up & down with a big smile on my face chanting, “I can’t wait! I can’t wait!” in my high voice. (For those of you who had the opportunity to witness this high voice, you know just how annoying it can be.) Trav looked at me in annoyance and said, “Get your bracelet and go find your friends already.” I squealed with glee! J I made a bee-line for the sexy pool and was intercepted by one of our Canadian pals on my way. I think I almost knocked him over with my enthusiastic jumping hug. So. To say I was excited to be back at TTR for our 2nd October trip was an understatement. I met back up with Trav and went to our room to get changed. I decided to go balls-to-the-walls the first day. ‘First day curse’ had escaped my mental capacity. I donned my sheer g-string and made my way down to the Sexy pool bar. Surprisingly, we saw several familiar faces from last year. With each couple we re-acquainted ourselves with, my euphoria grew (as did my level of drunkenness). Without much prodding, I took off my top, and before you know it, I was showing off my ‘punta’ as well. My husband just looked at me and smiled. He knew we would be in for a great time. I believe we did make our dinner reservations, which our awesome Canadian pals made for us. We had the Asian. Muy delicioso if I do say so myself. I wore what was probably my most conservative dress of the trip, and unfortunately, I don’t have a photo. One our way down to dinner, one of the Premier members convinced me to take off my panties (again, didn’t take much convincing), and after dinner rumor has it that I actually strutted myself buck naked back to our room. I cannot confirm nor deny this rumor. Hazy memory. That night was lingerie night, and we absolutely rocked it with the rest of Octoberbreast. My lingerie top got returned to me about 5 days later, lol. I guess that means I wasn’t wearing it much that evening. Oopsie! J Next came Friday, our first full day. Trav rocked it in the belly flop competition, but did not win. He was robbed, I say!! We had general debauchery that day at the pool, although nothing particularly wild sticks out in my mind. Actually, I don’t have much memory at all except for what I remember through pool photos like this one: That night was white night, and we ROCKED it on the dance floor ALL NIGHT LONG! Trav kept trying to convince me to go back to our room, but with every song that came on, I squealed, “But I *love* this song!” You can’t get a girl to go anywhere with that kind of mentality. We shut down Paty O’s at about 2am, and then we went skinny dipping in the Sports pool. It was AMAZING! The next day was more pool party-ing. I feel like this was a crazy day, but again, fuzzy memory. You will be happy to hear that all of the women practiced safe sunbathing with frequent applications of lotion rubbed on by another friendly Octoberbreast gal. I would post photos but I want to be respectful of the women who don’t choose to share photos of their titties online like I do. So, instead I will post this photo of some creeper who was watching us: Again, I kid, I kid! This is the infamous Kyle of ‘Jen&Kyle’, and you can tell by his expression that he was enjoying the scenery. Looks like a happy man. I will say as sidenote that security was on us like white on rice monitoring our group and outlawing photos. It was not good. Sunday 10/6 brought in a CRAZY Boobs Cruise. Went boobs-cruised last year, and our trip last year was like a trip to the Children’s Zoo compared to this year. Within probably 10 minutes of boarding, I think there were at least 4-5 nude women. By the time the cruise ended, I think there were about 4-5 people total that were wearing clothes. How they held out, I’m not sure. J Again, I can’t share too many photos because I want to be respectful of others, but I will share this shot.. What a great time! Trav again out-did himself on the # of drinks consumed on the cruise: 45 this year. Needless to say, Trav passed out shortly after we got back to TTR. I stuck around to party and I *wish* I would’ve taken a picture of the hot tub that held all of the Octoberbreast Boobs Cruise crew. I counted 31 people in one hot tub. There wasn’t room for even an extra hard-on in that hot tub, it was so packed. I stayed out of the hot tub with some fellow Octoberbreast-ers and enjoyed some delicious gummy shots prepared by the Mayor of Octoberbreast himself. Quite delicious, and I very much enjoyed the way they were served as well. Apparently, we were putting on quite the show for the rest of the pool because after taking one gummy bear shot off of another Octoberbreast-er’s body part, I looked around & saw several people staring. So, what’s a girl to do? I waved, and I got 5 waves back in response. LOL #slightlyawkwardcreepers For the next few days, I feel like our trip was on repeat: Party all day in the pool, party all night at Paty O’s. Monday night was LBD night, and I’d like to think that I rocked it. It amazes me the stares that I got wearing this dress. It’s like, “People. You have seen these boobies all day every day for the past 5 days at the pool. This is nothing new!” But, I guess this ‘fashion’ just isn’t ‘in’ everywhere. I understand. J We had sheer night Tuesday (see my album for photo), and Wednesday night was our last night. Sports night, but I did not participate. I had a little hoochie-number I wore instead. But, I would say Wednesday was one of the highlights of our trip. We actually spent most of the day at the sports pool playing Volleyball. My Canadian bestie Coree-Ann and I started the game, and we heckled passers-by until we had a full fledge team of 6 on each side. We had quite the professional match going until it started to POUR. But, superstars that we are, we continued to play on through the rain. It was pretty epic. I’m not sure who ‘won’, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t my team, as my face got absolutely pummeled by the ball when I was on a hunky Frenchman’s shoulders. Party foul for sure. I am one to rally, though, so I didn’t let it affect me. We powered on and had dinner at the Asian restaurant, and then made our way to Paty Os. Our group was dragging a little bit. 6 nights of party-party-party was wearing on us. So, to spice up the party, we started playing a good ol’ fashioned card game. At the table were me, Trav, our Canadian friends, the Frenchman currently living in Dubai, and a little Brit. Talk about the party crew! Where but TTR do you ever have the chance to party with such an eclectic crew?? Anyway, the game was played as follows: swirl all the cards in the middle of the table. Assign each card with a ‘dare’ item of some sort – All Aces were a ‘Waterfall’, All Kings were ‘King Kong, show your dong’, All Queens were ‘trade an item of clothing’, all Jacks were ‘Kiss Coree-Ann’, all 10s were ‘Kiss Amy (woot!), etc etc etc. All the way down to doing 5 push ups, fetching drinks, feeling titties, louge shots, etc. WOW! What a game! It was amazing, and it really helped us get back in the groove. I highly recommend it to spice up your evening a bit. The ‘winner’ of the game was me. Clearly. Trav made me call it an early night that night as we were flying out the next morning. However, while I don’t want to be a downer in my trip report, I am required by oath to report the events as they happened to the faithful world of CCC. That night, I was very wasted already, so Trav drank a lot of my drinks instead of me. Once we got back in the room, he started hallucinating, and he thinks that someone had slipped something in one of our drinks. My hubby can hold his alcohol, and nothing like this has happened to him before – even after his 45 Boobs Cruise drinks. So, people, be careful! I’m not 100% sure what happened, but Trav kept thinking that we were in the jungle in a ‘room’ with 30 people watching us and cheering us on to have sex. Now, I know what some of you are thinking: “Amy, did that really happen? Were you really in the Mexican jungle with the rest of Octoberbreast cheering you on to put on a sexual show?” I guess you will never know. J
Classic. I am glad I made the report. I sure do look happy. Maybe because 4 ladies were nude making out in front of me? So many things to say. I guess for now I will just say great report and great meeting you both. To everyone else reading the review, they lived up to the hype! Travis & Amy sure know how to party TTR style! Lets do it again in May!!!
Nice report Amy! I am not sure if we could have possibly had more fun, but leave it to the Octoberbreasters. We will find a way to raise the bar in 2014! Brent
Great trip report, sounds like you guys rocked the place! Trip reports like this one help get through the days between trips to TTR, thanks
LOVE this! I have to admit that I've been patiently waiting for your report This makes me wanna go back now! I'd much rather be laying by the sexy pool right now instead of sitting in my freezing cold office
