These are some heavy points to ponder: 1. Death is the number one killer in the world. 2. Life is sexually transmitted. 3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 4. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. 5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years. 6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. 7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 8. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 9. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. and as someone said to me, don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long!
Lol, i thought it was a serious words of encouragement. you made my day man. I also have one. Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Lmao!! "Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience"!
I feel sorry for people who don't drink -- when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day!
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