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  1. twinimini

    twinimini I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    News Flash - New Democratic Ticket

    This just in. Obama has decided to not run for re-election. The Democratic Party will nominate two prominent Democrats who have been in the news. Anthony Weiner will be their nominee for President and Attorney General Eric Holder will be the nominee for Vice President. The ticket will be known as the Weiner - Holder!
     
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  2. Jamie

    Jamie Mayor of Temptation Registered Member

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    Why do you have to create such Hope for Change only to dash it with a good joke????? :)

    Jamie
     
  3. sunlvncouple

    sunlvncouple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Now that's funny!
     
  4. Shaved Yeti

    Shaved Yeti Regular Registered Member

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    In 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day.

    This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.

    One event involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

    The other event involves a groundhog.
     
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