A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced That we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says, 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of One Person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A British doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The New York doctor not to be outdone, 'You guys are way behind ... We are going to take a woman with no brains out of New York; put her in the White House and then half the country will be looking for work.' :lol: :lol:
