so as I sit here, just less than a week away from my 14th trip in thinking I want to do something new, maybe a little stupid. as a result i have come up with a game. Basically its dare it dare. The idea is that you get me drunk and ask me to do stupid things. These can be either sexual or non sexual. of course I don't want to break resort rules or Mexican law. Essentially between October 25th and November 5th I want you to push me out of my comfort zone and give me something to tell stories about after I get home. ideas?
Get naked at the sexy pool run inside to the premier check in, hop on the counter, do a little twirl, hop back down and run to the sexy pool to put your suit back on. They don't like that very much but it is funny as hell.
Two British tourists who woke the morning after the night before to find a penguin in their room have been fined. In a scene that could have come out of the movie Hangover, the Welshmen admitted to a court on Queensland's Gold Coast that they could not remember much about what had happened the night before, when they had been drinking heavily. Former UK marine Rhys Owen Jones, 21 and bricklayer Keri Mules, 20 both from Cardiff, were each fined $1,000 (£640) and were told by magistrate Brian Kucks that they were lucky they had not fallen into the polar bear enclosure or the shark tank when they broke into the Sea World theme park near Surfers Paradise. 'You could have found yourselves in a morgue,' he told them. The court was told that the pair, who are on working holidays in Australia and staying in a flat on the Gold Coast, drank 1.5 litres of vodka between them before deciding to have a close look at Australia's marine life. Breaking into Sea World, they set off a fire extinguisher in the shark tank and swam with the dolphins before taking Dirk the penguin, police told the court. The Gold Coast Bulletin reported that the Welshmen were located after a Facebook friend read about their boasts - they had posted photos of themselves with Dirk in their flat before they passed out from the alcohol they had consumed. When they woke the next day, the court heard, they saw the penguin in the flat but they could not remember stealing it. In a panic, they released it into a nearby waterway, not realising the small bird was at risk of being attacked and killed by a bull shark. The hand-reared penguin's disappearance resulted in a large search by staff - before a local couple saw it near a pier and called the authorities. Jones and Mules pleaded guilty to trespassing, stealing and unlawfully keeping a protected animal. Their lawyer said they 'deeply regretted' their actions and were highly embarrassed by the publicity Tourists fined for stealing penguin in drunken raid on Australian Sea World | Mail Online
