Whatever you feel like putting in here is fair game. I just wanted to share 1 or 2 of my favs. 1.) By the hammocks near the marina. A couple years ago I was hanging out there with a couple of people and we decided we needed tunes. I went to my room and grabbed my Bose sounddock. We had Hotel California cranked at 5am. One of the security guys came up, I asked him if I should shut it off. He said, no he loved that song and asked me to crank it.! 2.) Johnny, oh Johnny and your brains at 2am. One night I came back from a club, blasted out of my mind. Ordered a rum and coke while I grabbed a burger. I forgot the drink and went back to my room. Johnny reminded me of that the next night laughing like a hyena!.. Love that bespectacled bastard! How about you? Funny stories? Let's hear them!
Waiting for the bus to go to Xel-Ha after 1 hours' sleep. Slept on the bus, then went 'tubing' down the river at Xel-ha still drunk from the night before! 1st day at TTR, persuading my husband to 'join in' at the Miss T competition by the sexy pool...had no idea the guys had to go fetch their costumes at the end. Very sorry I put Russ through that!
My favorite memory would be the Boobs Cruise as it was our 1st full day there and we let loose and met lots of new friends. Off the site, we went to Market 23 and as David was talking and extending his arm out a bird pooped on his hand. It was hilarious!!
Too many memories to write here but most recent was waking some friends up to find they fell asleep in their spaghetti on their bed face first, what a mess, I wonder what the maids thought lol
Funniest story, now that it's over, is the night from the last trip after Naughty Schoolgirls/Kilt night. Up and partying, drinking, feeling around on very skimpy Bad Girl costume Stacia's wearing, causing noticeable lifting of Kiltish cloth. Mutual decision made to go back to room to have couple's athletic endeavors. Panties off, costume still on, Kilt gone, only the hat remaining on faux-Scot and out onto the ground-floor balcony so as to enjoy providing late-night balcony show to passer's-by. Walk out, and reach back to slide door shut o conserve air conditionin..... CLICK. Oops. Locked out of room, naked with raging hard-on and laughing Bad Girl. Buzzkill. Funny now. Then, not so much.
oh geez... So many... #1. The "Show" we got to watch in front of the pool bar one afternoon... Complete with round of applause when they "finished".. People's reactions were just as good as the actual show lol #2. When my wife & I were enjoying an afternoon shower session in our room which had a big window overlooking the docks where you rent the wave runners... And looking out the window to see the employees and possibly some hotel guests watching, giving thumbs up, and applause to us as we went at it... To which we smiled, gave thumbs up back, and continued our fun.. #3. On our last night, the wife & I were enjoying some "fun" on one of the beds near the beach by the seafood restaurant around midnight... Taking a few pictures... When security comes up and says "No sex here.".. I apologize, tell him we'll take it upstairs.. He says No. Follow me. We think oh fuck.. I say "I'm sorry. We won't do it again".. He says "no. Follow me. I show you where to go" and leads us down the beach to the beds in front of the sexy pool. He points to the beds, says to close the drapes, and have fun! #4. Waiting to register for the Boobs Cruise when Donna is standing in front of me looks at my shirt and asks.. "What's your shirt mean?"... I smile and say "You have to ask"... And she says "What's it for?" "What's a Dikfore?" and she continues to ask about my shirt... For quite awhile... That was hilarious... Hence my username on here now... #5. Me: Hands Greg a shot of tequila at Paty O's with a lime.. Greg: Where's the salt? Me: I don't have any.. Greg: **Proceeds to lick my disgustingly sweaty chest and takes his shot** Me: **Thinks to self.. Well... he did it... So I guess that means I have to also** The next morning... I say to myself... Did I really do a body shot off of Greg? There were MANY MANY more memories... These are the first that popped into my mind...
