A couple had only been married 2 weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, to have a beer." his wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the fridge displaying 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do; all he could think to say was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar ...you know...they have frozen glasses" "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer to hand him. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches." But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS AIN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?" And … they lived happily ever after.
