Little Johnny asks his dad for a television in his room, reluctantly Dad agrees. Next day Johnny comes running down stairs and asks ‘Dad, what’s love juice?’ Dad looks horrified and proceeds to tell little Jonny all about sex., Johnny just sits there open mouthed in amazement throughout the whole explanation. At the end Dad asks Johnny ‘Anyway, what were you watching to come up with a question like that then? ‘ Johnny replies ‘Wimbledon !!! ‘ Ian :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cheers Jayne, yeah, all's ok in South Sheff but those scrubbers in Rotherham got a bit wet, still, they needed a bath :lol: :lol: :lol: Pop over to the breakers forum and have a read and look at the links on the ' Rubbish wet Monday thread ' Ian :lol:
Little Johhney sitting at home with his mum, his mum says we are going next door jayne has just had a baby but it was born with no ears what ever you do don’t mention that the baby has no ears or you will get a smack, Johnney say ok goes next door looks in the pram and says woow “the baby has got lovely skin, lovely arms and lovely legs, whats his eye sight like?” Jayne looks puzzled and says “the babies eyesight is fine thank you johnney why?” johnney replies “because he would be fucked if he needed glasses”
