Lets start a thread where we tell about something funny that's happened to you while at TTR. I'll start out. One time I was laying on the beach and was topless with a thong on. I decided it was time for a refill so I went to the bar for me and my hubby. Sometime I slip my t shirt back on to go to the bar but this time I just walked up to the bar with my 2 bubba mugs. While the bartender was fixing my drinks, the other bartender had noticed that the bar just high enough to be under my boobs. They looked like that were resting on the bar. About the time I looked down to see what he was looking at the other bartender spilled the ice and an ice cube went straight between my clevage. We all just laughed and I walked off. Then one of the bartenders said hey look behind you. I looked back I saw that my t shirt was hanging from my thong crack. Since I had my hands full I couldn't pull it out and I just kept walking while they laughed. What does a girl have to do to show off a little T & A. Elisha
We were at Paty O one night and a friend of ours was chatting with a girl (for those of you that were there, you know who I am talking about) and she started to get a little rough. Our buddy is a good sized dude and she probably weighed a buck ten. She pushed our buddy on one of the flat couches, pushed him around a bit and took off his belt. By this time, we're drawing a pretty big crowd. She takes his belt and wraps it around his neck... at this point we're still thinking it's entertaining in a SnM sort of way. They struggled around some more... people were taking pictures... the crowd growing by the second. Well, when we finally realized he couldn't breath, we all rushed to his aid. Ok.. maybe this story is more sad than funny. lol At least HE laughed about it after how he got his ass kicked by a 110# girl. Those crazy Canadians and their belt fetishes!
There was one night last Feb where I had developed a plan to hang a sex swing at someone elses jaccuzi room. A few of us undertook the plan late at night. If you want to see some strange looks at airport security pack a sex swing and 100' of rope in your carry on. The plan was to shimmy up a palm tree and attach one end of the rope as high as possible. The rope was then to go over the shade and through the sliding glass door. The far end was attached at the front door to the hinge. Put enough tension into in and voila, an attachment point. It was a bit "busy" in the jaccuzi area so the swing wasn't positioned properly but it was functional if the girl didn't mind being choked... Thats as far as I can elaborate about the functioning. The best part was the next day when a couple of groundskeepers were trying to get the rope down from 20' in the tree.
We met some fellow Canadians at TTR a few years back who wound up doing an all nighter with some British friends we had met there. Well Brits have been known for some outlandish games...apparently something called flaming arseholes is one of them... the contestants bend over, drop their pants, stick some toilette paper up their ass and light it on fire...he who flinches first loses. Our poor fellow Canadian (male) didn't flinch...until certain body hair went up in smoke. Let's just say manscaping is not a bad thing, lol. I am pretty sure he won (even if it was a sympathy win). I couldn't ask him the next day as I was laughing too hard over the story and how he was walking. Don't even ask Dave and I about the snail (Dave) and sheep (me) incident...pride goeth before the fall, lol.
When we were there last Feb, my sunglasses got broken and I didn't have a hat with me either. The sun was super bright and I was complaining to some of the people we were with that the sun was bothering my eyes. That was when one of our new found friends came up behind me and plopped her boobs on top of my head and said, "try these out for a hat!" Needless to say made for some great laughs, and dare I say, photo ops as well! :bootyshake: Oh, and then there was the blow up dolls that we threw in the pool and started placing bets on how long it would take for them to "hook up"
A few years ago the olympics game was being played. A gal from our group was up against a fellow who had a bit of a physical disability. He played like a trouper. It came to the final event everyone is gathered watching and cheering. It comes to the point where you have to drink the drink through a straw from between the persons legs while they are laying on the pool deck. Well our friend is drinking from between his legs and he SPRINGS! Chinos is grabbing towels anything that he can throw across this guys lap.......
Having a penis can be soooooooooooooo damn embarrassing...it has a mind of its own, does what it damn well wants when it wants and is dumb as a fence post, lol. Not the poor guys fault at all.
a funny thing you people who have visited TTR before are aware of the pool contest Mr. Tempation where for the guy to gain points Chinos convinces the contestants to grap a empty pail & jump in the pool & get as many girls tops & bottoms ... If you watch the faces of some of the gals they are a little worried about giving up their tops / bottoms ( especially if first time they are about to doff their top ) but to help the contestant to win they toss top or bottom in bucket & duck down low in pool water so not to be seen naked .. funny part is when contest over Chinos grabs the bucket & runs down to beach hollering to come get your suit & now the gals have to come up out of the pool with not a enough hands to cover their private parts & are now embarrassed all to hell ... LOL
I'm guessing the girl who slipped and fell in October isn't a CC member. The first night we got to the resort was lingerie night and my wife was playing next to a woman who had a bruise over the entire half of one of her cheeks (not the one on her face either). Several people had injuries the week we arrived but hers was the nicest to look at.:bootyshake:
