labor of love trip report - pics added

DAY 1 - BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

okay ill be honest here and say that t is normally very good at managing every aspect of our life, but when she told me that we were not leaving until 4;30 p.m. on thursday afternoon i was lil bit pissed

i mean everybody on the planet knows we always leave thursday morning.............so that we make it by the afternoon.........and more importantly casino/ho night. nevertheless we saved the $7.31 and flew at 4:30 p.m. instead of 7:00 a.m.

great job t :roll:

we landed in cancun and headed straight for sams so that tequila ken could pick up his 8 3 liter bottles of the big blue dick aka swine flu vaccine and then we arrived at temptations and after getting our room we headed down to nice shoes.

i saw bart, dave, rosa, scott, janice and they were leaving for patios - and then i found tmac and kat and they really seemed down and the place was just dead.

t overheard one of the girls say "this place just aint any fun at all"

..............could not have agreed more

but

sometimes you got to just make your own fun and then the party and all the fun will come to you :idea:

............so we hung out with tmac and kat cried in our beers bitched and moaned a little bit and then got serious about partying........... les and lynfa, pops, lisa, t.ken, kendra, stephen and a host of others showed up and the girls started dancing and our first night there turned out much better than i had originally thought it would. :wink:


t.ken, kat and T


T and kendra

we stayed up very late drinking and all was good until big baby rob showed his dumb ass up and ruined the night as i got jealous of tonya


poppy and T

now this very rarely happens ...........lol.........as i dont get too jealous - but i was (a) drunk (b) it was past my bed time and (c) i was tired of all the guys flirting with T and me not getting any attention so i said something stupid and t went straight to the room

it was 3:30 a.m. and our night was over

Day 2 "THE PERFECT COUPLE"

ever met that couple that you just thought to yourself --- damn they are so perfect together..........

for me and tonya that couple is pops and lisa. they have been married for like 30 years and t and i both consider them two of the most real and fun people we have ever met.

t and i measure the quality of a person by how real, how fun and how independent they are - both of us hate fakes and wannabeez. pops and lisa are as real as it gets - no pretentious posturing or meaningless chit chat from them -

what you see is what you get..............a perfect couple........and with that said, i am so glad to say that we entered them in the perfect couple contest and as fate would have it - the perfect couple did in fact win


poppy and lisa


poppy and lisa

this was pops and lisa's frist time to temptations and cancun so we wanted to make sure they got to experience it all so after a long full day in the sexy pool we headed up to paty o for some more drinks and then steve made it over and took most of us to coco bongo for the evening.


tmac, kat, marty, tracy, t and up top les, lisa, and t.ken


me and t

ill have to be honest here and say that coco bongo was not that good on this night.............and im not going to go into any detail but lets just say it was a very different night. i wish i was the type of person who could just bull shit and say everything was perfect but the only thing perfect about this day was the perfect couple winning the perfect couple contest

pretty much everyone was back to temptations by midnight or shortly thereafter and for those of you whom have been to coco bongo well know......................this is very early to be back

heck.............even when we walked in the door some guy came up to stephen and wanted to start a fight - stephen was like dude "ive had a really bad night and if you dont disappear really quick like............not only are your going to have a bad night........you might just have the worst night of your life"

so for the rest of the night in order to make fun of all that had transpired i would go up and befriend everyone i saw and i tell them that stephen wanted to fight them..............and then convince them to go up to stephen and tell him "hey dude, im going to kick your ass"

we finally all lightened up and laughed our asses of till we went to bed around 4:00 a.m.

the late night humor helped ease the tension


day 3 - CANDID CAMERAS

okay sorry for the delay but football season is in full effect ............but now im stuck with san diego and oakland so i guess i can get back to work on the trip report :wink:

anyways we wake up and head down to the sexy pool and are in the pool by 9:00 a.m. pretty much everyone is in the pool and we are all just sitting there talking when all of the sudden this random run of the mill bozo starts taking pictures of us.

most of the girls have their tops off and to be quite honest.........when you hang out with chicks like this it would be kind of an insult if people did not look and want to take pics lol..............even though it aint right...............you got to expect this could happen...........i mean these chicks got some great racks................and it makes me feel really good to be hanging out with scenery like this ...... as i had an ugly ass wife for 15 years............and now i get to hang out in a pool with my wife and other hot topless women - i could go on and on here

anyway where were we.............

oh yeah

les was really shook up with this guy as well as several others and les acted on the groups behalf as he got out of the pool and went up to the guy and very politely asked him if he could not take pictures of our group.....the dude got really ticked with les and went and got temptations security. we explained to the security guard that we did not want him being disrespectful.....................and once again politely asked him to take pictures of his own wife and not everyones elses wife.

now

i know im a pretty big pervert but i have a hard time picturing myself taking pictures of someone unaware

but in the rare case where i did...............

if someone asked me politely to quit taking pictures of their wifes puppies i would like to think that i would honor their request............but this dufass and his lovely wife just continued to say crap to us all day long

other than that it was fairly an uneventful day - we just hung out and drank most of the day and then at about 7 we went with pops, lisa and t.ken to the italian rest. fun johnny and his girl friend roc were supposed to join us and they arrived about 8




tonya, kris and karla

after dinner me and t went straight to bed.............but not before tmac congratulated me on staying up past midnight for two nights in a row

Day 4 "CRUSING TOGETHER"

Okay before I start my report for day 4 I need to get some clarity on an issue that has been bugging me for quite some time……….and especially last night. Now granted, im getting older now and I have had a great “run” and should not be too upset with loud music, wild women and obnoxious drunks……….as my neighbors have told me “Its payback for all your house parties”

but what is the deal with all the night life at paty - o’s ?

Its like every night til 3 a.m. they have something going on out there………and all of the rooms around paty - o’s get slammed all night long. Several years back………..if you were being too loud out there they would ask you to keep it down as guests were sleeping

I just figured when they made nice shoes an indoor bar the problems of outdoor noise at night would all be solved…….as everyone could just hang out all night in nice shoes………..but I guess not…………as they close nice shoes down practically every night…….and send everyone out to paty o‘s to keep the guests up all freaking night.

So……….

We woke up and pulled out our ear plugs grabbed some breakfast and headed up to the lobby to get everyone together for the booze cruise - I think we ended up with close to 50.

As always the booze cruise was great and steve and janet did a great job getting it all together - they even showed up with a bus for all of us so we all piled in and headed down to the boat.

We were supposed to take the neptuno, but they were working on it so we ended up back on the antares 52. I was not feeling too good so I mainly sat in the net the whole day and just relaxed and watched everyone else party………..was kinda nice to be able to do a booze cruise sober


birthday kisees for me

Again, I have a very hard time being critical and I do not want in any way for any one to think that this was a bad booze cruise as it was not………….In fact ,several people have told me it was their best yet. Pops had the time of his life and even won the beer drinking contest………… I got a birthday kiss from every girl on the boat and t did not misbehave to bad ………les and lynfa had a blast and several others including jess and tom, miked and melissa said they could not imagine it any better……but for me………..even though it was great …………I think the others were a wee bit better……….


opppy won the beer drinking contest and everything else he did


me and t on the isle

Why you ask?

Sound system on the antares is set up for boat rides not a cranked up booze cruise music party

I felt like shit - hard to have a great time when you don’t feel well

Snorkeling seemed to take a little bit longer than normal.

it was very hot - unusually hot - with little wind

A lot of the chicks kept their tops on

I saw willy L

After the booze cruise we made our way back to temptations and several of the group (tmac, kat, tracy, marty, jess and tom) were feeling pretty wild and they ended up staying in the pool until well after dark and after Tonya, les, lynfa, pops and I finished dinner at the asian we bumped into them and they were still going strong violating everyone who came into sight including lynfa and tonya

But t and I were pretty worn out so we went to bed and put in the ear plugs as they were cranking it all night at the outdoor bar - good lord im getting old - lmao

Just 5 years ago I slept for 9 hours for an entire trip - oh well as long as I can ill keep trying to step away from retirement, pull a “brett favre” and keep on trying

 

Sorry the place is a little slow , but I know you guys will get it hopping, nice pics Terry

 

Okay, Rob...we're waiting for the rest of it!!!

 

TR

love the start . And we we wait in anticapation!

 

Great report and loved the pics.

 

Rob,
You just trying to build up the suspense?
Marsh

 

Good stuff, Rob.....love the pics. It was great meeting you guys.

Danno

 

I think you need to come in May next year! Terry

 

Oh, by the way, you may have beat us for the most people in the whirl pool, but I bet we beat you for the most naked people in the whirl pool, 47. ( got the pics to prove it) Terry

 

would i be considered a perv if asked to see them :lol: