> Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was > really angry. > > She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway > that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" > > The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke > up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box > gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on > her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the > house. > > She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. > > Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
