Many of you have seen those "motivational videos" that my employer made available to us on the 'net. I agree that they were ridiculous and demeaning with the insinuation that an office linebacker was required to keep us in line and to discourage work rules violations. Well, now they're trying to get back on our good side by offering (for the first time in years!) an official office party. Haven't been to one of those in a while, so I don't know how I should act. Check out the memo sent to all of us and give me some ideas: Office memo