> The Ultimate Irish Joke EVER ... BRILLIANT > > > Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section > and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."The owner comes over and asks if > he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat > cage > up dere," says Gerry. > The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. > Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's > truck > to > drive to the top of the Connor Pass.At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down > at > the > 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two > birds > out > of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. > Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the > bottom, > killing himself stone dead. > Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and > says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!" > > THERE'S MORE... > > Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.He's been to the pet shop > too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box > in > one > hand and a shotgun in the other."Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. > He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. > He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. > Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the > parrot.Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom > and > breaks every bone in his body. > > Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting > either!" > > IT IS NOT OVER YET... > > Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean > appears. > He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of > which > he > pulls a chicken. > Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff > and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. > > Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry > with > his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...and now Sean and his fook'n > hengliding!"
Today, this lassie will put on some Clancy Brothers, and raise a wee drink or two to her ole Dad and Mum who are long gone, but never forgotten....
I am going out tonight and when I come home I will be too drunk to orgasm!!!!!!!!! But who knows Jamesons is £10 a bottle at Asda Might have some when we come home from the Golf Club HAPPY St PATRICKS EVERYONE
There's an Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman says: " I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes! The Scotsman says: "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other days when I found a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank!" With that the Irishman says: "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy!" :lol: :lol: whats the best irish invention - the submarine with a sunroof
