This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with and post for the rest of us to see: Pick the month you were born: January------I kicked February-----I loved March---------I smoked April-----------I puked on May-----------I choked on June----------I murdered July-----------I did the Macarena with August-------I had lunch with September---I danced with October------I sang to November----I yelled at December----I ran over Pick the day you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9---- ---my best frie nds' boyfriend 10------my neighbor 11------my science teacher 12------a banana 13------a fireman 14------a stuffed animal 15------a goat 16------a pickle 17------your mom 18------a spoon 19------myself 20------a baseball bat 21------a ninja 22------Chuck Norris 23------a noodle 24------a squirrel 25------a football player 26------my sister 27------my brother 28------an ipod 29------a permanent marker 30------a llama 31------A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White--------because I'm like that. Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red----------because the voices told me to. Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Green---------because I hate myself. Purple--------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk. Yellow------ --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. Orange -------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other---------because I'm a ninja. None----------because I can't control myself. :michaelf:
wow, I think we have the same birthday...at least we are wearing different shirts...hahahaha I sang to a banana because I'm a ninja :huh: I have a striped lime green, white, and sky blue shirt on
I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I'm a ninja! :lol: My honey sang to a gangster because he's sexy and does what he wants.... Hahahhahha Thank you for posting this! So funny!
