How you know you are a TTR addict? 1. You have an entire closet full of clothing you can't let anyone see or wear in public anywhere else without being arrested for public indecency. 2. You get to know vodka (or alcohol of choice) for every meal. 3. Every day at 4pm you suffer from vodka memory loss and the loss of at least one garment...usually your bottoms. 4. Taking a break form the sexy pool for lunch or to get ready for dinner causes you major distress. 5. When buying clothes for the trip you think “does this dress or swimsuit have too much material. 6. You tell everyone that you are staying at the Riu Hotel. 7. After doing #3...naked hydroplaning back and forth into the pool and hot tub to fetch drinks or let’s just be honest..just to be naked hydroplaning because it was a fun new game. If any of these describe you...you have a problem. The remedy...have a drink before getting on your flight, drink the whole flight, get a drink at the airport when you land and have a spare ready for new friends you meet on the shuttle and above all else..get ready to have an AMAZBALL time. My name is Christy and I'm an addict. Cheers! :daveandmo:
You do get de-sensitized , I had to stop Bonnie from wearing her school girl outfit to work on Halloween , (they had a costume day ).
I keep putting creme of tequila in my morning coffee, now where did I pick that habit up from. I can't find channel 12 on my TV
I concur with EVERY single one of those! Its hilarous to see them laid out like that and realize you've actually done all of them at some point at TTR. I especially like numbers 1, 4 and 6. #6 causes me to lie to everyone about where we stay. Good way to make us all realize we're TTR addicts. I think I need to go to rehab, LOL!
Hey Christy you forgot on #3 belly surfing at the sexy pool from the whirlpools to the pool after you lose the bottoms! LOL!
:cheerleaders::lotsofmichaelfs::flash:I never lie about where we are staying. I simply tell the "nay-Sayers" don't knock it til you try it!!!!! Oh yeah and with pure conviction "ITS NOT A SWINGER RESORT"!!!!!! After that if they want to judge.....most definitely they're loss.......bottoms up ( or off whichever you prefer)....lol
When you walk up to the bar for the first time of your trip, the bartender has a big smile on his face and has your drink ready before you even ask for it.
Your wife trys on a new outfit and remarks "This thing makes me look like a complete and total slut!!!". Then you say, "Yes, it does, it would be perfect for Temptations".
