You might be a redneck if... HOW TO BUILD A FORT Start with a small to medium size camping trailer Pull it out to a likely looking area Jam some poles in the ground Use a couple of tractors with loaders Raise it WAY UP (and fasten it!) Drink a beer or two and step back to admire your work Build a deck (so you'll have a place to sit outside and drink another beer) Build some nice stairs so you don't have to go down a ladder while inebriated Practice shooting deer with a piece of lumber Can't live on beer alone. Don't burn down the deck though
