How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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  1. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there

    13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. ..

    15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


    The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"


    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
     
  2. Opie

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    That was really cute and soooooo true wasn't it!? :lol:
     
  3. CrazyMichelle

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    g

    cute cute
     
  4. TANDG

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    I like that. :lol:
     
  5. Greta

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    HAHA.
     
  6. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    DConCT CC's SB Godfather Registered Member

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    cats rule.

    dogs drool.
     
  8. blondie1972

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    GREAT post!
     
  9. PrepE

    PrepE Enthusiast Registered Member

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    So true....especially about the Border Collie. Damn over achiever! (Love 'em to death though!)
     
  10. LeahN47

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    so true!
     
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