Honey...which outfit should I wear tonight?

Thought I would try to save myself and other husbands some trouble before we get there.

How many times has a husband heard, "Honey...which outfit should I wear tonight?". Sometimes we even get fashion shows to "help us decide"...

So we pick one. And you go and decide on another one.

So, here is our answer in advance:

The shortest, most see thru, most low cut, tightest.....that's the one we like.

 

YEAH RIGHT...........Gonna pick the other one just to be a pain in the ass. It's just a ritual we all must go through.

 

Don't you hate the, "does this outfit make me look fat?" question? Has ANY guy answered "Yes" to that one?
Marsh

 

Only the ones who are not too SMRT or incredibly brave!!!!

Did I mention STOOOOOOOPID in there? Guess those that would don't like sex very much either...

 

So true.

 

Oh...I should through in... "The shoes with the highest heels...they are the ones that match the outfit best" ....lol

 

your right!! If i ask my husband, i get the same answer every time NOTHING!!!!

 

That's a great answer I'd say.

 

And do you take his well thought out advice?

 

You gotto know were just screwing with your head and making you think you help ups pick out our clothes.