TWAS THE FIRST NIGHT OF VACATION AND ALL THROUGH THE SEXY POOL, NOT A SOBER PERSON, JUST BEER FOAM AND DROOL THE MEN WERE HUNG , BY THE WOMAN THAT WERE BARE, IN HOPES THAT ANOTHER ONE SOON WOULD BE THERE THE DRUKERDS ALL NESTLED FACE DOWN IN THERE BEDS, WHILE VISIONS OF BODY SHOTS DANCED IN THEIR HEADS, WITH T IN HER THONG AND CHINOS CAUSING A CLAMMER, WE ALL SETTLED AT THE BAR FOR ANOTHER TEQUILA SLAMMER. When OUT BY THE BEACH THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER, I SPRANG FROM MY BAR STOOL TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER, AWAY TO THE OCEAN THEY FLEW IN A FLASH, WHY IT WAS 12 MEN CHASING THEIR BOXERS WITH NOTHING BUT THEIR LILLY WHITE ASS.. WITH LIQUEOR AND BEER CONTINUING TO FLOW, GAVE LUSTER OF BLURRYNESS TO OBJECTS BELOW, WHEN WHAT TO MY ONE EYE CLOSED VISION SHOULD APPEAR, BUT 8 TOPLESS WOMAN, OOPS ONLY TWO AS MY VISION CAME CLEAR. WITH THE CLOSING OF MY EYES AND HEAVYNESS OF MY HEAD, SOON LET ME KNOW I HAD NOTHING TO DREAD, WENT STRAIGHT TO THE ROOM AND PUT ON MY FLANNEL, LAYED RIGHT DOWN IN BED AND TUNED TO THE NUMBER TWELVE CHANNEL BUT I WANTED TO PROCLAIM BEFORE I CALLED IT A NIGHT, NICE SHOES EVERYONE AND TEMPTATIONS IS ALLLLLL RIGHT.....
lol Sad what a couple beers and this website will do to a man haha...i got the first two lines and thought hey thats funny, then just couldnt stop, wanted to see how many Temptation things i could fit in there... Its boredom and vacation envy :lol:
Game When OUT BY THE BEACH THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER, I SPRANG FROM MY BAR STOOL TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER, AWAY TO THE OCEAN THEY FLEW IN A FLASH, WHY IT WAS 12 MEN CHASING THEIR BOXERS WITH NOTHING BUT THEIR LILLY WHITE ASS..
Beers Thanks guys, its cause of the beers and vacation envy, haha.... Going to be a long winter if I keep this up lmao
