He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said .... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . .... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . . They don't have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? She said . . . They already have boyfriends. He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? She said . . . A widow. He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
:lol: some of those comment remind me of that comic strip of an adult couple who are obviously disenchanted with each other. I forgot the name of it... "The LockHarts"(????)
