A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman. "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband decides he is taking tomorrow off work to be home just in case this guy shows up again". The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. "Do you have vagina?"....... "Yes" she says...... The man replies.. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours??????"
T's work-related trip. She doesn't like travelling alone, so I tagged along. While we were there I walked through the Cahokia Mounds, soaked in the atmosphere in the Historic-Riverside and West-Central hangouts, took a horse n' buggy ride through downtown, had dinner in one of the micro-breweries, attended Sunday service in the beautiful Basilica Cathedral of St. Louis, and took the free (parking/tour/and beer!!!) at the Anheiser-Busch plant. Love St. Louis. Wouldn't turn down another real opportunity to return for a visit!
