Sept 4th Okay so finally the long awaited trip report is finally getting written. We all arrive in Cancun at 1:30 pm. Damm, We get the red light, guess I should have packed a bunch of dildos or anal beads and stuck them on top. Oh well it doesn’t take long and then we are on our way to Temptations. We arrive around 3:00 pm and I ask for two rooms’ right beside Patios. Love the fact that these rooms are in the best area when partying at Patios and when in the sexy pool. Our room faces the sexy pool on the 1st floor and Alec’s is on the second floor facing the Margaritas. Perfect but yes they are noisier rooms. We will have the carts going by in the morning. We don’t care we will be awake late every night. So we throw whatever we need in a beach bag, fill the safe and head down to the pool right away. We are not even there one minute when we run into Chris and Julie. Out of 10 trips there we have seen these two on at least 5 of them. Perfect, the party is off to a great start. We meet Keith and Monica and Kathy and Elaine, Sarah and John. Kathy is giving a single guy a lap dance in the hot tub. I then see Sheila across the pool so I head over to say Hello and I also get to meet April ,her friend that came with her. Also there is Bart and Annette. We have seen them on quite a few trips as well. And Cinyrealtor, Greg comes around to party as well. Now I know I was drunk when I met Delicious. Lol she came up to me said Hi I am delicious and sucked my tit. Lol Delicious you had me at hello, hahaha! That becomes a real pattern for her when she first meets people. We have a great time partying and drinking way to much in the hot tub until it start to get dark. We get out of the pool finally and go get ready for supper and then meet up with Sheila, Keith, Monica, Chris and Julie and party the rest of the night at Patios. Bedtime finally around 3:00 am. Sept 5th Up at 6:30 am I save some chairs and head to the gym. 2 hours later I head back to the room and shower, choose a bikini and wake up Glenn. Off to breakfast and we find our place at the pool. Yes the weather is great and well the booze starts flowing and again we find ourselves once more drunk at the pool again. Watching crazy darts and once again Chinos has two guys in thongs and two girls covered in sand. We find out after darts that the two guys are Darin and Cory and we meet Lora and Cory’s wife. We also run into Mignon and Tim. We have seen Mignon on a few trips as well but Tim is her new boyfriend. We once again close down the pool until it closes and shower for supper. Tonight is DJ at Patios and we dance a lot of the night away once again partying with Sheila, Keith, Monica, Julie and Chris and Alec . Alec has taken so many pictures. He bought a new camera and is taking pictures like crazy. By the end of this trip he will take 1900 pictures. The joke there is we bought our photographer and he paid his own way. He now has more pics of us than we do in our entire marriage. Can’t, wait to see the cd of pics. Don’t worry I will share the best of our trip then. Anyways we party and drink until about 2:00 am Off to breakfast. The days all look the same. I didn’t work out today. My back is really sore from jumping and dancing by the pool yesterday. Started drinking a little later because just trying to hydrate and get my back feeling better. Doesn’t take too long and by noon I am ordering drinks again. Glenn and I play Tequilla volleyball and we win. Yes. I love not being the one that has to roll in the sand. We then hang out and party more with the gang. Chris, Julie, Keith and Monica, Sheila and Angel. Keith reminds me of the army guy from toy story.We also hang with Delicious, Jill, Hailey, Coby and Jason. Jill finally loses the top and in no time she is then naked after more than a few rounds or rainbow shots and wet pussies. It’s good cheap thrill, for the single guys swarming her for her attention. Jill and Hailey are also from Edmonton and they say we will all have to hang out when we get home. Actually we are all on the same flight home. Jill and Coby are becoming an item. In Jill words she’s gonna takes him down. Lol, and few girl to girl motor boats and more drinks and we call it a night and go get ready for supper. Later at patios we have more shooters and spend the night watching Sheila show off her invisible panties. And calling out the single guys that pretend they didn’t just watch her do that. So hilarious, that girl is crazy at times. Another blast at the bar I call it a night at midnight. Sept 7th Off for another work out, breakfast, and off to the pool. Glenn and Alec head over to play horse shoes. I veg out by the pool reading until the bar opens and then the drinks begin again. The days are already starting to look the same. We spend a lot of today partying up at the bar and we meet Hailey, Jill, Coby, and Jason. They are a lot younger than us but we get along so good. Finally! people that can keep up with us. We party with them dancing in the pool and meet numerous single guys all trying to get into Jill and Hailey’s pants. Kinda, funny to watch the guys try their best lines. That’s when Jill tells us about Paco Jill Mexican local boyfriend that she keeps making trips down to get together with him. Glenn will have fun with the Paco thing throughout the trip. We also run into Janet and Wade. We met them in May when she was showing the girls how a pussy crème that she sells make us all warm. Under, statement; my pussy was burning. Back in May about 8 of us ended up dipping in the ocean to wash off this crème. Anyways Janet sells sex toys and is a blast to hang out with and party with and Wade well he can be just nuts as well. Partying until the pool closes down we back to the room to get ready. Alec had made a reservation at the Chinese restaurant and only problem it wasn’t until 9:00. It was the main event tonight so ended up eating buffet and going to the show. Sat right in front and got to be part of the show as the male strippers both grabbed me and picked me up and humped me etc. That was a tough job. We met Lisa and Davie there as he was also made part of the show and ended up all covered in ice. Ah Davie you should have wore white underwear. Don’t, worry Alec has the pictures I am sure. It was a blast and after the show we went back to Patios where we started to party with Jill, Hailey, Jason ,Delicious, Janet, Wade, and Coby and the Jill and Hailey groupies. We had shooter after shooter until almost 3:30 am. Off to bed one more time. Sept 8th Up early and I grab chairs and head to the gym. Great workout once more and then I head back to shower, pic out a swim suit and breakfast. I decide today is the day to really tie one on. Tonight is DJ night at patios again and I want to party hard. So I take it a little easy at the pool drinking and having rounds of diet coke in between. It is so hot today the pool is not cool at all. Not even in the morning. We hang out with Alec, Delicious, Jill, Hailey, Jason, Coby and visit with Mignon and Tim. Occasionally, roaming across the pool to partying with Chris and Julie, Keith and Monica and a few others. We are all over the pool visiting between friends, with occasional shooters making their rounds from my hands to a whole pile of people. Pedro is making my rounds of shooters for a good two hours. It’s a great way to make new friends. Rainbow shots all around the pool again and again. I am up to the bar and get at least three rounds of 20 shooters serving them to everyone. I get pretty wasted but still want to go hard tonight so I lay off for a while. The plan is to bring my Sour puss shots out tonight. We eat supper and head to Patios to party with DJ at patios it will be a good night. I start with the half a 40 oz that I have and pour shots for Cathy, Delicious, Jason, Coby, Jill, and Hailey and then a round of wet pussies also hit the table. Before long we are all dancing and sweating. It is so hot tonight so when I go back to the room to get the second forty ounces of Sour Puss I strip off my clothes take a shower get dressed again and go out soaking wet. It felt so good I did it a couple times throughout the night. 12:00 am It’s my birthday (29 again) and well almost the entire second 40 ounces is gone. We party until almost 4:00 am have a burger and I then go back to the room with only one shot of sour puss left to pass out on the floor naked in my birthday suit. Yep because it is cold and I am sooooooooooooooo drunk. I just need a cold floor. I slept there until about 6:00 am and grabbed a water and went to bed freezing cold. I didn’t feel so good in the morning. I had the shakes from too much sugar and booze. I’m hypoglycemic . Drank my water and then finally around noon got sick once and got up feeling better. Back to the pool to drink and party until it shuts down. Sept 9th. My Birthday! Got birthday kisses from everyone. Alec went on the cruise. We choose to stay and party at the resort. We partied until about 5:00 pm at the pool but, drinking slow today, I have to make it to lingerie night tonight. I have three lingerie outfits to choose from but I think I am going all out since it is my birthday. We watch the games and hung out with Hailey, Jill, Coby, Jason, Delicious and Sergio. We spent some time chatting with Chinos. We then hit the Italian restaurant for supper.It`s so good to see Chinos again. We have missed him on the last three trips. He`s, so my Cancun brother. We head to patios after supper and no one is in lingerie yet. Around 8:00 pm I go to get it on. K, I am going to wear the blue outfit. It is a topless babydoll with the multiple slit and semi crotchless thong. Very sheer but hey it`s my birthday and I`ve worn it there before there and I am comfortable in it. I also got on my thigh high boots. Damm, hot ....(the boots that is) but, really makes the outfit so sexy. I head out to patios and the fashion show is on and when I walk out I can feel the eyes buring right through my panties. Lol It feels good to still pull that off. I also get more birthday kisses and compliments. We all meet up at patios and then head over to Nice Shoes to casino and lingerie night. I win 250.00 at casino night and end up with a t shirt in the auction after casino night ends. The lingerie night is sexy........you have to be dressed in boxers or lingerie to get in now. Finally Chinos is making everyone commit to the theme. They then start the lingerie contest and Kristie wins. She is a little hottie, with a perfect body and super nice. She also had the moves on the stripper pole to win. Love meeting both her and Clint as well. We have spent time dancing at Patios the last few nights as well. I choose not to compete (been there done that). After that I head back to the room to take my boots off............too hot. I also change lingerie to my pink babydoll from Victoria secret and we head back to Nice shoes to dance for a couple hours then back to Patios to party until about 2:00 am. Sept 10th Up early , save the chairs and head to the gym. A couple hours later eating and getting comfortable pool side. Coby and Jason go home today. It`s school girl night tonight. Can`t wait. Glenn and Alec go play horseshoes and I hang out in the water reading. Around 11:00 the drinks start again. Glenn stick a piece of tape to his chest with Paco on it and heads over to Jill. Lol! too funny to watch that girl react. She has so much energy. A few hours later he`s is getting the bartenders to cover up their names and put Paco on their names tags. Every time, Jill goes to the bar she has her local guy Paco serving her drinks. We all party, more shooters, more fun, more motorboats. Lol I am not really into girls but hell we goofed around and had fun. This trip has been so fun that we haven`t felt the need to leave the resort yet. We are having a blast. Anyways once again we party at the pool until late and head for supper late. After supper we chat with Chinos some more and then I head to get dressed. Dolled up in my school girl outfit we find all the other cancuncare people that we have not met yet. There is about 16 of us girls and guys. We party, it starts raining and that turns into dancing in the rain. Loved that I am finally cooled off soaking wet in a school girl outfit with no bra on.........can`t get any better than that. We party dancing in the rain with Chris when his jeans start getting to heavy that he strips down to his white underwear. We dance for hours and then Cathy strips down to only a thong. Now security is getting pissed at both of them. They make Cathy put clothes on. We end up meeting a few more people from cancuncare. It`s not raining any more but we are having a great time. We run into Alex, a guy we met at Hedo. He lives in Cancun and is spending the weekend at Temptations. He is all over every girl and he is there with another girl. His wife is not here. Anyways the night ends around 3:00 pm. We had a fantastic time. Sept 11th It is our last full day in Cancun. I have to say I am ready to go home. It has been so hot this week with no wind I decide to party hard at the pool. We watch the beer drinking contest having shooters at the bar and partying with Jill, Hailey, Delicious, Sergio and a bunch of new comers that I am too drunk to remember the names. Canada wins...........no there is a surprise. We know how to shoot beer. Jill and I start dancing when the DJ at the pool starts. In no time and a bunch of shooters we have everyone dancing with us. The Aisan girls are doing body shots at the bar and Pedro is serving up margaritas on their nipples. Tuff job he has right. I have been drinking traffic lights most of this trip. Today ordering two and two straws but drinking them together all at once. I probably did this three or four times so I am pretty loaded. We moon a few people and shake our asses. I then decide to do my school girl sexy dance pool side. I went back to the room for a minute, put on my school girl outfit and return to strip to a g string pool side. Lol, Okay it`s not that sexy but I had fun trying to be sexy. I am way too drunk by now. It`s already 4:00 pm and I haven`t eaten. Off for my last burger for a while. After we eat I head to the room to rest out of the sun for a while. Later I am not sick but just tired of the heat so I decide to stay in for the night sleeping. I wake up to Jill and Delicious jumping on my bed thanks to Glenn. Delicious threatens to sit on my face since she`s not wearing underwear. Lol doesn`t happen.......just an empty threat but she really did have no undewear on. I am still not going out. Glenn heads out with them and I get to rest. I know a boring night but glad I did it since I was starting to catch a cold. Sept 12th Going home and I head to the gym and work out. We eat breakfast and return to pack. It`s been a fantastic trip and definitely one of our favourite trips. We love the people we met and hope we can meet up with alot of you again. Thank you for making our trip wonderful. Love Yah. We meet up with our favourite bartenders and give them a goodbye tip. Just something we do every trip. They deserve it and then we say or goodbyes and off to the airport. We are now looking, forward to May now. So I spent the flight feeling sick from a head cold. Alec has the same cold too.
GREAT TR!!! And great recollection of days, specific times, peoples names, drinks, shots, sizes, activeities, etc... How do you remember all that?
What dedication making it to the gym so many times. Did they make any improvements to the gym yet or is it still neglected?
The two of you are a blast and it is great to read your trip reports. I am amazed at how you can keep your days from running together. Keith does remind me of the Toy Story character. Just keep him out of the deep water! Invisible panties?? There were quite a few of those around Paty-Os every night we were there:icon_wink: I look forward to some of the 1900 pics.
Nice trip report Monique. It was great meeting and hanging out with you and Glenn while we were there. What an awesome time!
Ha ha haaaaa! Felt like I was back there reading your TR, girl! Loved it! Can't believe your memory! It's all a blur to me!
Great to meet you guys. Tell Alec I would love to see the pictures. I suspect I am in a few - with only a few clothes on - err, if any :aktion014: