Make sure you read the whole thing... and then........ go out and have your mammies grammed! :wink: For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And I always wore my bra. After 30 years of astute care, My gyno, Dr Pruitt, Said I should get a Mammogram "OK," I said, "let's do it." "Stand up here real close" she said, (She got my breast in line), "And tell me when it hurts," she said, "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine." She stepped upon a pedal, I could not believe my eyes! A plastic plate came slamming down, My hooter's in a vise! My skin was stretched and mangled, From underneath my chin. My poor breast was being squashed, To Swedish Pancake thin. Excruciating pain I felt, Within it's viselike grip. A prisoner in this vicious thing, My poor defenseless tit! "Take a deep breath" she said to me, Who does she think she's kidding?!? My chest is mashed in her machine, And woozy I am getting "There, that's good," I heard her say, (The room was slowly swaying.) "Now, let's have a go at the other one." Have mercy, I was praying. It squeezed me from both up and down, It squeezed me from both sides. I'll bet SHE'S never had this done, To HER tender little hide. Next time that they make me do this, I will request a blindfold. I have no wish to see again, My knockers getting steam rolled. If I had no problem when I came in, I surely have one now. If there had been a cyst in there, It would have gone "ker-pow!" This machine was created by a man, Of this, I have no doubt. I'd like to stick his balls in there, And see how THEY come out! OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember... Breast Cancer Awareness... Go have your breasts checked out and stay healthy!
Cute....and very scary experience the first time... But, after having it done for a couple of times, there is nothing to it... It is very important for ALL women to have this done... Please do it early.....Thank you for posting this....
As a member of the fundations and hopping everyone gets the message and the mammies grammed: Please save your life or a friend life and read it once or twice...... Make sure you read the whole thing... and then........ go out and have your mammies grammed! For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And I always wore my bra. After 30 years of astute care, My gyno, Dr Pruitt, Said I should get a Mammogram "OK," I said, "let's do it." "Stand up here real close" she said, (She got my breast in line), "And tell me when it hurts," she said, "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine." She stepped upon a pedal, I could not believe my eyes! A plastic plate came slamming down, My hooter's in a vise! My skin was stretched and mangled, From underneath my chin. My poor breast was being squashed, To Swedish Pancake thin. Excruciating pain I felt, Within it's viselike grip. A prisoner in this vicious thing, My poor defenseless tit! "Take a deep breath" she said to me, Who does she think she's kidding?!? My chest is mashed in her machine, And woozy I am getting "There, that's good," I heard her say, (The room was slowly swaying.) "Now, let's have a go at the other one." Have mercy, I was praying. It squeezed me from both up and down, It squeezed me from both sides. I'll bet SHE'S never had this done, To HER tender little hide. Next time that they make me do this, I will request a blindfold. I have no wish to see again, My knockers getting steam rolled. If I had no problem when I came in, I surely have one now. If there had been a cyst in there, It would have gone "ker-pow!" This machine was created by a man, Of this, I have no doubt. I'd like to stick his balls in there, And see how THEY come out! OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember... Breast Cancer Awareness... Go have your breasts checked out and stay healthy!
I had an appointment for a mammogram next week, but they called to cancel it because they were short-staffed that day and could not squeeze me in. I can't believe they said that ... it was hilarious!!! Now I have to look forward to it after our vacation.
do not worry, just make a schedule and be sure to be ahppy while squeeze as this an exrecise that can save your life. :wink:
I just got an E-mail and one of the pictures was about a....Manogram and it showed a guys you know :shock: what in a mammogram machine and he was sweating and his eyes were bulging out of his head :lol: :lol: :lol: 100 years from now they will find a much easier way to get a mammogram and our ancestors are gonna think :shock: :shock: What were those women thinking :!: :!:
