What's the funniest thing you've ever seen at TTR? I think mine was watching my husband Sam (who was once a linebacker) swap swimwear with a 105 pound young gal wearing a teeny tiny white thong! The funniest part was that everyone watching was in such shock that instead of laughing, all they could do was scream and point!
Thank God you said seen and not ''done'' on our first trip (BBG days) we arrive just in time to see the loosing team from naked tequila water volleyball do their run around the pool . ( naked of course) we had no clue about the ''fun'' in TTR
Heading back to the room to grab something and catching a pink mini skirt in the corner of my eye, only to do the head swing to check it out! Ya it was the cross dressing dude!!! Not so hot after all
likewise .... my first trip back in Blue Bay days , got to sexy pool just as they were finishing Daring Darts game , know what happens to the loser of Daring Darts ? ? ? lol .... still makes me laugh , wow !
running back to the room thru patty-o's to get protection wearing nothing but a purple robe borrowed from a lovely lady we were sharing a jacuzzi with. - randy naked jello wrestling with a woman wearing a giant strap on dildo - kay
One NYE about 5 or 6 yrs ago....Chinos dressed as Beyonce lip syching and choreographed during the NYE show. His stuffed bra fell out and floated in the pool during the number. He also had mismatched sized ladies heels on trying to remain professional. Marilyn A friend of ours mugging and kissing a fire extinguisher in the sports bar last Halloween. Mine And we both thought Tom and Laura's costume 'Obese Cruise Passengers' at Halloween was hysterical. But we have been on 18 cruises.
A group of us dressed up like the Rocky Horror show cast and went lingerie night. I had to dance in stripper pole in bra and panties and as I started spinning on the pole my balls fell out of my panties for the whole place to see but I never stopped dancing. At least I won lingerie night. Lol
Let me preface this by saying we live in a small town, really small. Around 4pm of day #3 during our virgin trip to Heaven, so at least a half dozen bubba mugs into it, Ms SkiBum was in the Sexy Pool engrossed in conversation with a few people near the fun holes. I was also in the pool, standing with my back to the washrooms so facing the bar. I was chit-chatting with some people when I happened to notice a couple, fully dressed in street clothes so obviously just arrived, strolling along the deck near the swim-up bar. He had a shit-eating grin on his face, she was in mild shock at the sight before her, a common sight so no big deal, right? Holy mother of dog! I'm not sure how long it took for the recognition signal to travel from my eyes to my brain but it struck with the power of lightning. We knew them. Sure, it could have been worse as I have since learned from others who have had similar circumstances and I knew this wasn't going to be awkward in the least (much?) but holy crap, Vegas odds are better. With my eyes wide in shock I began a half-swim, half-power wade towards my unsuspecting lady, shouting in a frog croak hoarse voice, "Farking hell honey, it's ____&_____!!!!!!!" Of coarse she was thinking a big WTF is wrong with my man, he's drank himself beyond delusional, truly not an unreasonable assumption. Once she clued in and saw them we both did a quick Exit Stage Left to cut them off at the pass, between the bar and the towel booth. So imagine arriving at Heaven, but not knowing it's Heaven just yet being your first half-hour on site, thinking you've escaped not only kids but the microscope of small town life then being greeted by two slurring, giddy fools, dripping wet (with pool water you pervs), both topless, whom you know from your little hamlet in the middle of nowhere. "Uhhhhhh, Hi. Nice shoes." Good times.
