How many CancunCare members does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out spelling/grammatical errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to flame the spell checkers. Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid. Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling. Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group. Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL. Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb. One to reply almost immediately saying "First Post !!!!!!" One to reply with a perfectly labeled scale diagram of how to change a light bulb correctly. One to make a comment about the upcoming Microsoft Digital Lightbulb Management 2007 SP2 RGE. Two to suggest that Apple lightbulbs are superior. Seventy-five to start a massive off-topic Apple vs Microsoft flamewar. One hundred and seventy-eight to respond at various times saying "Troll!!" "OMG TROLL!" "LOL" "Don't Feed The Troll!!", etc... AND One group lurker to respond to the original post 3 months from now and start it all over (I got this from a parenting board and thought it was hysterical!)
You're right Kel... this one is funny as hell... and what's worse, it's all true! I want to do most of these things in that damn 'BBG Swingers' thread.
Have you ever noticed that when Americans spell light bulb, they leave out th "gh" and add an "e" and call it litebulb...What's up with that... :roll: :wink:
:wink: You know, the ones that spell Colour without the "U". :lol: Dennis, you should have come down one week earlier, we leave tomorrow at 6:10, we'll be at the swim up bar by 12:00. Why don't you leave tomorrow and do two weeks, that way you can do the booze cruise on Tuesday, and in exchange I'll by a replica zamboni from you..
You are correct, I should be there for 2 weeks!!! Where are you heading? With a group? by the way, my warehouse in Brampton has Zambonis too!
