Espied on the back of a t-shirt worn by a Deaf kid ata UVA Deaf Community Poetry event: "I are an Engineer" I carry a stapler I can quick draw a calculator My desktop runs faster than I do My foreign language is Java I can graph my name in cursive Less words equals more better If you can read this my backpack fell off My nerves are shot, my health is shattered, but when I graduate, I will have a job.