Sign up for the Boobs Cruise! You don't want to miss it, you'll regret it if you don't get on it!, All sorts of bad things can happen if a Boobs Cruise is missed! Guys, your hair will fall out and your gut will expand into a dunlap covering your junk! Ladies, your boobies will point out in weird directions and sag to your knees! There is No Possible Way you will ever have sex again! Your chance of winning any State Lottery will actually drop to Zero, instead of just the 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance you presently have! When you get back home after being to Temptation and not going on the Boobs Cruise all your car's tires will go flat, right when you get in it to go somewhere important! Your face will break out in the opposite of your choice of hives vs. pimples! Bad news! You'll be afflicted by halitosis and a host of other osisesses, excluding Hooters Hostessesses! Really! Serious! It is possible that every single thing I've set out above could happen!! Maybe! Possibly! Perhaps unlikely, but hey... Here's the List of People HIGHLY at risk of the above horrible things maybe slightly potentially suffering the above horriblenesses! These are who are supposed to be at TTR on the "Day of October 5," meaning not those arriving on Oct. 5 who HAVE NOT YET signed up for the October 5 Boobs Cruise: Kev Watson - Sep 23 - Oct 7 SandyT - Sep 24 - Oct 6 Tanya - Sep 24 - Oct 6 Mark Sara - Sep 26 - Oct 1 sactownJ&K - Sep 27 - Oct 1 Fit4funcpl1 - Sep 27 - Oct 4 PC Fun Couple Joe and Ash - Sept 28 -Oct 5 Mr&MRsJ - Sept 28 -Oct 10 Sands - Sept 29 - Oct 6 GSpot69 - Sep 29 - Oct 6 sands - Sep 29 - Oct 6 Newfie Fun - Sep 29 - Oct 6 Frenchiefifi - Sep 29 - Oct 9 SurfSunSand2012 - Sep 30 - Oct 7 Fultod - Sep 30 - Oct 5 Ace1 - Oct 1 - 7 Kip&Dee - Oct 2 - 7 acbarrow - Oct 2 - 23 Funcouple1970 - Oct 4 - 7 tande2 - Oct 4 - 8 Wandering Daisy - Oct 4 - 9 tacgrande - Oct 4 - 11 ** Note: Some people sign up for Steve's Boobs Cruise and pay thru PayPal.com and give Steve a different name there than their screen name here. If you did that, straighten me out and point out that your health is not at risk from not signing up! (The above is meant to be funny, of course, not to be taken seriously except in the sense that you Really Do Want to go on the Boobs Cruise on October 5! Just ask around on the site if the BC isn't one of the highlights of any trip to TTR!)
Wha? How could anyone want to miss out on a Helva good time?? The reviews for the Boob Cruise are incredible!!! Rock on! :lotsofmichaelfs:
Hey binkyfay, you guys are on the 5th's Boobs Cruise, right? What about the other 2 couples? Let's get this thing done!
