> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign > out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF > PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and > drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES > Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives Past > a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT > RIGHT > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the Far > side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the > door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS > He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a > long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I > saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing > business...." > Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages > and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the > man, "Please knock on this door." He does so and another nun in a long > habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place > $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the > hallway." He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips > through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds > himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: > GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. > SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER >
