A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, > >>"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: > >> > >>BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, > >>BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, > >>BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. > >> > >>"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. > >> > >>When I say BELL2, I want you to jump in bed. > >> > >>And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night. > >> > >>"The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" > >>The wife promptly took all her clothes off. > >>When he yelled BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. > >>When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. > >> > >>After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" > >> > >>"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? > >> > >>"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she > >>replied, > >>..........."YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.
:shock: :lol: :lol: That is sooooo funny :lol: :lol: :lol: My dad and brother are firefighters....I will be sure to forward it tothem :lol: :lol: :lol:
