Ok so here goes , will try to keep this brief and concise. Resort general . Impressed , its not all shiny and new so dont expect it but generally well kept and being maintained . If you want all brand new and shiny go to Sandals and pay three times the price . Check in . Went smooth until the "try to sell them the breakfast meeting BS ". The girl even lied and said "We dont sell timeshare its a "returning guests discount programme" told her flat out NO NOT INTERESTED and she got quite pissy and rude . DONT BE SUCKED INTO THIS BS MEETING , RESORT TOUR ETC... They really need to drop this BS programme . Rooms . Ours was fine 1345 overlooking the quiet pool direct ocean view , quiet clean ,comfortable . Only beef about the room was theres no shelf in the shower for shampoo , shave gel etc ...minor issue . Restaurants , buffet. All good , lots of choices always found something to eat , neither of us got sick etc . Sexy pool . Fun activities , a little risque . Amy , Paloma and Nathan do a great job of entertaining the crowd with the fun games . Sorry guys but the sexy pool just isnt our thing , we found it very cliqueish spent a couple of hrs by it/in it and couldnt seem to get to meet anyone other than the occasional hello . Having said that standing for hrs on end in a mixture of other peoples body fluids and spilled drinks just doesnt do it for us . We will stick to the beach . Beach . Clean and never had a problem finding a lounger or bed down at the quieter end in front of the quiet pool . Nightlife/theme dress nights . Great fun met lots of people at Paty o's. great music danced till 2am everynight till our feet hurt . Best participation for themes were , white , lingerie and red/black night . A little dissapointed with the participation on some of the theme night and guys you need to google the word "Sexy" You will NOT find any reference to the following items . Beer stained wife beater shirts Saggy assed ,dingy grey, stretched out Haynes boxers with holes in ....Yes the ones you wear at the " Hunt Camp".... Those Muppet PJs your Mom bought you for Xmas as a gag gift . Come on guys step it up a little get with the programme and show the ladies we can do it to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Foam Party . The Burlesque show was great and the after foam party was entertaining but went on too long and if you were well dressed then who wants to get soaked and covered in foam . They need to shorten the foam portion and then move the music and dancing back to Paty Os for the remainder of the evening so the dry well dressed guests can dance and party . Boobs Cruise . Its a riot you have to try it , yes its a little risque , with the adult games and fun ( I got the black bruised ass to prove it) Got that from the longest ,married spanking competition ...... Omar Chinos and the crew are great . The looks from the other boats we passed tell the story ( that they were on the wrong boat lol ) Pretty wild greeting crew to meet us when we got back to shore too. Like the T shirt says " If you dont want to party DONT F#$%&G COME" Chinos , keep fighting... you will beat the cancer and what you are doing for the kids with cancer programme is awesome . Get those fundraiser wristbands and sell them on the boat you will raise loads of money for the kids . Overall rating of the whole vacation 8.5 out of 10 . We will be back .....see you next year ....or maybe before :flagcanada::lotsofmichaelfs::lotsofmichaelfs: The resort also needs to get into this century and provide free WiFi even if its just in the lobby so guests can easily stay in touch with home etc .
Nice report,I agree with you on the blokes dress code,mainly diabolical! Sorry but Luis wears what I put out for him,it's mainly "man from havana" look,not bermudas and loud shirts! All the ladies looked great all the time! Also agree about the sexy pool ,the only people we could chat too were Don and laurie (dnlb) and jim and the friends he brought on the Boobs Cruise,as u say one or two hi's .away from the pool met some other people on the beach that we could meet in the same place every day.
Thanks for the trip report... We were there as the same time as you and most likely met at some point. This was our second trip to TTR and found ourselves hiding and afraid to participate last year. After discussing our observations and being completely honest with each other I found it very rewarding for us on this trip. Being more welcomed and trusted by the regulars this trip, made us feel for the people afraid to enter into our fun and games. Last year our trip report was identical to yours... except way more tame. We went on the boob cruise and went to only 1 theme night. This year... I wore the Borat suit... Almost everyday! lol
So it was you in the lime green Borat shaking your C&#k at us on the return to the dock off the Boobs Cruise (22nd) ???:daveandmo::flash: We were the pole dancers on the lingerie night :bootyshake:
You make that sound like it's a bad thing! lol See... I knew I met you guys! Most likely you high fived our blow up doll too! LOL
Yep I think everyone high fived the blow up doll as long as they were able to walk after all the drinking done on board . The cruise is a riot but not to out of control , no "running buffet" as others have commented but just enough to keep it fun and risque without being over the top . Great day was had by all .:mnm::bootyshake:
