extra sex drive "priming" foods for an Adult Vacation

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  1. javacouple

    javacouple Regular Registered Member

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    Extra Libido boosters.... Just in case you are not yet fully primed. Lol. More fun sexy chatter. Looking forward to an amazing vacation.

    1. Celery
    2. Pumpkin seeds
    3. Almonds
    4. Avacado
    5. Asparagus
    6. Basil
    7. Figs
    8. Peanut Butter
     
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  2. somebeachsomewhere

    somebeachsomewhere Regular Registered Member

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    That's awesome........not too much garlic though........and what about peanut butter?
     
  3. JimCarrie

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    OK, let's look at the science behind this (for all you doubting Thomas types)...
    Celery- Instant weight loss food, phallic-symbolism, & who doesn't feel sexy with bio-degradable tooth-floss inbetween their teeth!
    Pumpkin Seeds- OK, this one's the real deal, Gr8 mineral content and as for sex-drive, Legend has it the Headless Horseman always carried a Flaming one of these in order to get the "Head" he always wanted...
    Almonds- well, who doesn't feel sexy with their Nuts in their hands?
    Avocados- Creamy, Green, Firm, Like Alien-Girl Breasts from the original Star-Trek... Look it up, Youngins'! The Food of the Gods.
    Asparagus-OK, again, Phallic symbolism, this time, ribbed at the top for her pleasure... (was that too graphic?)
    Basil- reminds us all of The '80's Toni Basil (Cheerleader singing Oh Mickey, yer so fine...) - and who wouldn't wanna' eat that?!?
    Figs- If the leaves we're sexy enuff for Adam&Eve to wear as Crotch-coverage, it's gotta' be naughty. Civilization's been getting sexier ever since...
    Peanut Butter-Finally, someone appreciates a food your Mother would approve of you eating (she put it in your lunchbox all those years), even if you're licking it off of someone's belly-button!
    Great List; I'm hungry/horny...
     
  4. ScottandCindy

    ScottandCindy Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Great list and very interesting analysis! Seems I eat most of these foods on a regular basis....just say'n! ;-)
     
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    otis Enthusiast Registered Member

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    any cold beverage works for me, actually if I'm awake I'm pretty much primed
     
  6. somebeachsomewhere

    somebeachsomewhere Regular Registered Member

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    Sounds like some of us have the same problem........is there any foods that will knock it down for a while? Just so we can go out in public lol.......
     
  7. Robin&Steve

    Robin&Steve Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Mines my wife! It's almost ridiculous how easy
     
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    Big74Mac Regular Registered Member

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    You need to add raw oysters to that list.
     
  9. vodkatonic

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    when i wake up with a heart beat iam good to go...but do eat alot on that list,plus oysters......pineapple for me ( mr)....supposed to make me TASTE good n sweet lol
     
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    esparamedic12 Enthusiast Registered Member

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    JimCarrie!!!!!! That was absolutely Hysterical!!!!! OMG... the tears are rolling...........
     
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