Evening classes for men

Discussion in 'Free For All' started by jenfleur, Aug 13, 2004.

  1. jenfleur

    jenfleur Guest

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    NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

    ALL ARE WELCOME

    OPEN TO MEN ONLY



    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept
    a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on
    registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course
    include:


    DAY ONE


    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

    Step by step guide with slide presentation


    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

    Roundtable discussion


    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

    Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.


    THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN
    SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

    Debate among a panel of experts.


    LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other

    Help line and support groups


    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
    INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

    Open forum


    DAY TWO


    EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE
    OR THE BIN?

    Group discussion and role play


    HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

    PowerPoint presentation


    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

    Real life testimonial from the one man who did.


    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

    Driving simulation


    LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE

    Online class and role playing


    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


    REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN
    YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

    Bring your calendar or PDA to class


    GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

    Individual counsellors available
     
  2. Watson

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    :lol: :lol:
    I've seen this before. My ex opted to not attend any and like all missed classes, he's paying the price. :wink:
     
  3. CHEEZESTK

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    LOL

    Or, skip the classes and get a wife that does everything for you! I vote for the later!
     
  4. Steve

    Steve Administrator Owner

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    Re: LOL

    That's why I married her!
     
  5. Ben Gaz

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    It's called...."RENT-A-WIFE". I have posted about it in another thread.
     
  6. Dori

    Dori Guest

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    Yep...and ALL that crap is EXTRA!! Just remember when you take out that wallet...better get a second job guys!! :lol:
     
  7. CRAZYMIKE

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    Jen,
    Very cute...I think Mike can miss a couple of those sessions...he's better at it then I am. He's a keeper!!!!!
    Diane
     
  8. SirMoose

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    HA Ha thats funny!!!


    Women parallel parking!! :lol: :lol:
     
  9. Katie

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    Sparkey has taken many of these classes!!!! :)
     
  10. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    *bump*

    Had to laugh at this one again. Thanx, jen :lol:
     
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