Euphemisms

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  1. Shaved Yeti

    Shaved Yeti Regular Registered Member

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    OK, let's come up with a list of our favorite euphemisms for our favorite adult activities. I'll start it off. Copy the list and add your favorites in your replies....

    Hide the weasel.
    Park the porpoise.
    A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty.
    Little Jack Horny
    Sink the Sub.
    The Horizontal Mambo
    The Bone Dancer
    Rumpleforeskin
    Baloney Bop
    A bit of the old Cunning Linguistics :whisper:
     
  2. gooftroop650

    gooftroop650 Regular Registered Member

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    Bump uglies
    Check the oil
    Take a trip to pound town
    2 person pushups
    Stuff the beaver
    Ride the flagpole
     
  3. Guido and Blondie

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    Hide the weasel.
    Park the porpoise.
    A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty.
    Little Jack Horny
    Sink the Sub.
    The Horizontal Mambo
    The Bone Dancer
    Rumpleforeskin
    Baloney Bop
    A bit of the old Cunning Linguistics
    Bump uglies
    Check the oil
    Take a trip to pound town
    2 person pushups
    Stuff the beaver
    Ride the flagpole
    Hide the salami
    Change your oil
    Sink the pink
    The old In 'n' Out
    Internal massage
    Bump nasties
    Knock boots
     
  4. Jenjoe

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    hide the ...

    hide the salami

    stuff the turkey

    exploded the load

    get sexy blondie...time to post more of your outrageous photos...my man gets hard thinking about u

    cant wait to meet...

    guido...i like u too...yummmmy
     
  5. Shaved Yeti

    Shaved Yeti Regular Registered Member

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    OK, I must be bored. Here's more, in alphabetical order...


    1. A Squeeze And A Squirt
    2. Bad Boogey, The
    3. Bake Cookies
    4. Ball
    5. Bang
    6. Batter Dip The Corn Dog
    7. Belly To Belly
    8. Boff
    9. Boink
    10. Bone
    11. Bonk
    12. Boof
    13. Boom-Boom
    14. Bouncing The Pogo Stick
    15. Bump And Grind
    16. Bump Fuzzies
    17. Bump Uglies
    18. Bury The Bone
    19. Bury The One-Eyed Worm
    20. Bush Patrol
    21. Butter The Muffin
    22. Check The Oil
    23. Churn Butter
    24. Clam Dip
    25. Clean The Carpet
    26. Cream
    27. Dance In The Sheets
    28. Deed, The
    29. Dip The Wick
    30. Dip Your Pen In The Ink
    31. Dippity Doo Da
    32. Do
    33. Do It
    34. Do The Dirty
    35. Exchange Bodily Fluids
    36. Feed The Kitty
    37. Fill The Cream Donut
    38. Fit Her Clap Flap
    39. Fix Her Plumbing
    40. Flop The Hay
    41. Fornicate
    42. Four Legged Frolic
    43. Frolic In The Cornfield
    44. Fuck
    45. Funky Chicken, The
    46. Get A Home Run
    47. Get Busy
    48. Get Into One’s Pants
    49. Get It On
    50. Get Laid
    51. Get Rocks Off
    52. Get Your Nuts Cracked
    53. Give Her A High Hard One
    54. Give Her A Pat
    55. Glaze The Donut
    56. Go Fishing
    57. Hammer
    58. Hanky Panky
    59. Hide The Hot Dog
    60. Hide The Salami
    61. Hide The Sausage
    62. Hide The Snake In The Bush
    63. Hide The Weenie
    64. Hippity Dippitty
    65. Hit It
    66. Hobble The Horsey
    67. Hop Upon The Wild Pony
    68. Horizontal Hustle
    69. Horizontal Mambo
    70. Hot Beef Injection
    71. Hot Dog In A Jungle
    72. Hot Dog On A Bun
    73. Hump
    74. Humpty Dumpty
    75. In And Out, The
    76. Juice Someone
    77. Jump One’s Bones
    78. Knock Boots
    79. Knock Mops
    80. Lay Piping
    81. Lie Feet Up
    82. Lust And Thrust, The
    83. Make Babies
    84. Make It
    85. Make Love
    86. Make Some Friction
    87. Make Whoopee
    88. Mattress Dance
    89. Mattress Mambo
    90. Mingle Limbs
    91. Mommy-Daddy Dance
    92. Mount
    93. Nail
    94. Naked Dance, The
    95. Naughty, The
    96. Nookie
    97. Park
    98. Park The Beef Bus Into Tuna Town
    99. Park The Plymouth Into The Garage Of Love
    100. Parting The Pink Sea
    101. Party For Two
    102. Pass The Gravy
    103. Pickle Tickle
    104. Piece Of Ass
    105. Plant Your Seed
    106. Play Doctor
    107. Play In And Out
    108. Play On The Hair Court
    109. Play Pickle Me/ Tickle Me
    110. Plug And Play
    111. Plug The Hole
    112. Poke In The Whiskers
    113. Polish The Porpose
    114. Pop The Cork
    115. Pork
    116. Pound
    117. Probe
    118. Probe The Membrane
    119. Put Sour Cream On The Burrito
    120. Put Sour Cream On The Taco
    121. Put The Snake In The Cave
    122. Put The Snake In The Grease
    123. Ram
    124. Ride
    125. Ride The Baloney Pony
    126. Ride The Hobby Horse
    127. Ride The Skin Bus Into Tuna Town
    128. Ride The Wild Bull
    129. Roll In The Hay
    130. Rong Her Bell
    131. Rumple The Foreskin
    132. Score
    133. Scratch Your Itch
    134. Screw
    135. Service The Clam
    136. Sexercise
    137. Shag
    138. Sink It In
    139. Sink The Sub
    140. Skin The Cat
    141. Slap Bellies
    142. Slime The Banana
    143. Smash Pissers
    144. Sow Wild Oats
    145. Spank The Cat
    146. Spear The Bearded Clam
    147. Stab The Trout
    148. Storm The Trenches
    149. Stuff The Beaver
    150. Stuff The Taco
    151. Sweep The Chimney
    152. Take “Old One-Eye” To The Optomotrist
    153. Taking The Skin Boat To Tuna Town
    154. The Hole Smash
    155. Thread The Needle
    156. Throw A Log On The Fire
    157. Tickle Her Belly From The Inside
    158. Two-Person Pushups
    159. Ugly, The
    160. Vulcanize The Whoopee Stick
    161. Walk The Dog
    162. Water The Lawn
    163. Wet The Wick
    164. Whoopty-Do, The
    165. Wild Thing, The
    166. 2 Person Pushups
    167. A Bit Of The Old Cunning Linguistics
    168. A Bit Of The Old Humpty Dumpty.
    169. Baloney Bop
    170. Bump Nasties
    171. Bump Uglies
    172. Change Your Oil
    173. Check The Oil
    174. Hide The Salami
    175. Hide The Weasel.
    176. Internal Massage
    177. Knock Boots
    178. Little Jack Horny
    179. Park The Porpoise.
    180. Ride The Flagpole
    181. Rumpleforeskin
    182. Sink The Pink
    183. Sink The Sub.
    184. Stuff The Beaver
    185. Take A Trip To Pound Town
    186. The Bone Dancer
    187. The Horizontal Mambo
    188. The Old In 'N' Out


    Let's see if we can get to 300!
     
  6. Guido and Blondie

    Guido and Blondie Paty'O Panty Patrol Registered Member

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    I take it you have the day off?
     
  7. Shaved Yeti

    Shaved Yeti Regular Registered Member

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    No, just bored. Can you tell what's on my mind though?
     
  8. Guido and Blondie

    Guido and Blondie Paty'O Panty Patrol Registered Member

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    Pretty much the same thing that is on all of our minds, I'm guessing.
     
  9. Shaved Yeti

    Shaved Yeti Regular Registered Member

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    Looks like we're gonna miss each other by a day! We leave on the 26th!
     
  10. Donald

    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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    you guys are all amateurs ,,,



    Nice shoes

     
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