"end of days" uncut virgin of tr & pic link

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  1. diamondheaded

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    first things first ...............and then a trip report to follow in a couple of days

    tequila ken - you may be the most giving person we have ever met - t and i love you!! I hope that you enjoyed all the body shots eric and I got you started on with steph and tonya - ive got some great pics for you my friend

    deanna/ben - cant wait to hang out with you guys soon and get to know you better - july 4th or labor day weekend maybe? Pretty please !!!!

    curt/barb - the jacuzzi room memories will last a lifetime - we love you guys.......... thanks for getting the upgrade and the pears and redbull - cant wait to see you guys in new braunfels in a few weeks for another great weekend

    tom/kimmie - t wanted me to remind you “WE HATE YOU” :wink: - nice job on the relay race tom :cool:

    curt/laurie - the green bathing suit you gave to Tonya looks so awesome on her - what a very nice gesture - cant wait for you guys to come to texas and let us return the favor

    jill - bottom line were it not for you tonya and i would not be married - so im glad you were able to kiss and make up with tonya and come with us - we enjoyed your company and dinner with you every night - also had it not been for you we would never have met kirby and brenda -

    james and lee - what a pleasure - only issue - we did not get to spend as much time as we would have liked with you both

    eric/steph really enjoyed steph/t doing the body shots for tken :wink: we are swapping pics correct????

    deb/rob - sorry about the bikini bottoms but they did look good on me ……….anyone get any pics of it ???- next time i will keep them on all day :)

    tmac/kat - if you ever show that picture from the isle - swine flu will be the least of your worries :oops:

    craig and ginny - im so pissed we did not get to hang with you more ken said you guys were the rob/t of canada - i hope you guys will consider that a compliment - will see you guys soon correct???? :)

    beck/cliff i hope your surgery went well - im holding you guys to your word for halloween weekend :) - a weekend you will not regret :!:

    april/hillbilly - thanks for slipping me the "mickey" :shock: - also glad you guys changed your mind about new braunfels - would not be the same without you two

    jen/ray can you guys please come up to new braunfels for the float or some sexy pool on memorial day weekend?

    jason/virginia - bro sorry i could not hang that last day - in between the viagra shot, 69 komikazees and indegestion from hell - just could not do it - please forgive - definitely next time bro :)

    melissa/george - can we come to colorado some time? :cool: really enjoyed our conversations with you guys

    pork chop - hope you guys had a great time - sad that so many people had to bail and the resort was not loaded with chicks for you guys

    kirby and brenda - you guys live in dallas and we just got to meet you guys in february????? it was worth the wait - congrats on the plunger relay race

    carl/megan - great to meet you guys - the booze cruise was the bomb - nice job on the plunger relay race

    rhonda great to meet you - congrats on the bathing suit swap win :wink:

    hg/jamie - nice body shots :cool: great to meet you :)

    greg, marg, bill, cheryl - what more can i say about not having enough time to spend with great people - lets all plan it again for labor day shall we?

    kat/greg so sorry i called you jill - its a compliment i assure you :wink:

    scott/danielle - hope that dicks comes off of you :wink: what mess :roll:

    christine/matt - tonya never lets a naked woman hug me - :D tonya and i both really enjoyed our hot tub conversations with you guys

    steve/janet - not sure where to start - lets just say our new screen saver is a picture of us with you guys - we love you both

    there are so many others that made our trip so wonderful - please forgive me for not remembering all we met

    for oliver, alfredo, herbert and the others - cant wait to see you again soon - hopefully labor day weekend - will do it all over again guys - god willing

    last and not least tonya............you my dear wife………..make my life so incredibly beautiful.............may i never take that for granted and always be grateful to you for that :!: :!: :!:

    ...................trip report and 2500 pics in a few days

    the very best

    rob
     
  2. jamestoronto

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    you got it rob

    you said it for sure rob....not enough time for sure but there is always another time and I hope that comes sooner then later
     
  3. diamondheaded

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    DAY 1

    In the beginning………there was a rainbow

    “The lovers, the dreamers and me”
    - Paul Williams

    Arrived around 1 and demanded the “rush” room (2112). it’s a special room for t and I as we stayed in that room for t’s 40th birthday weekend. We unpacked and were in the pool by 1:30 and ordering multiple rainbow shots by 2.

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    tmac,curt,ben,deanna,me,aprl showers, t

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    everyone

    Most of the usual suspects had already arrived and the balance made it in shortly thereafter. Of course, everyone was dressed in rainbow garb so it was easy to tell who was with the group. Rainbow hats, rainbow bikinis, rainbow bandanas, rainbow glasses, rainbow suspenders. t went overboard with me and painted my toe nails in rainbow. We did several rounds of rainbow shots and by dark hector had even got up from the bar and was bringing them to us. It was a great kick off party!

    maybe there really is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow……..

    a bunch of old friends and new friends all gathered together in a sexy pool

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    mt toe nails after tonya painted them

    Cheeseburgers in paradise

    Once during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water
    - WC fields

    After the rainbow awareness seminar we were off to dinner at the jimmy buffet. I can’t recall the dinner at the “jimmy” being this good, but suffice to say I hate sweet potatoes and I made a meal out of nothing but sweet potatoes. I think I was starting to annoy everyone as every time I saw someone walk into the place I would grab them and direct them to the sweet potatoes. T was getting onto me and since she never does………… when she does ………….. that’s my clue I’m way over the top


    Baby Dolls

    If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all
    -Joe namath

    After a quick dinner of sweet potatoes and crow we headed over to nice shoes - place was packed with the whole gang. T, kat and brenda found a spot at a black jack table and the girls promptly removed their tops. tmac, Kirby, and I had one of the most scenic experiences ever at a black jack table. After the casino thing ended A large number of the girls in our group competed in the lingerie contest and I know it must have been hard to pick a winner as they were all wonderful - but at the same time - was so happy for kat that she won

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    jen, gin, deanna

    Toys r’ us

    "The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys"
    -unknown

    The toy swap was a huge success the ladies did a great job with it and all went well with it except:
    a) the stickers left a little dick shaped rash on Tonya and danielle
    b) tmac and kat got into to it

    yeah, tmac tried to downplay it and granted he did walk away and go back inside the nice shoes while all the gift sharing was going on out by the quiet pool. I think he was just trying to compose himself. he and I are a lot alike. So I can relate to the fact that he was being a big baby. as soon as the toy swap was over….. tmac and kat went to the room and had an all out brawl…would have given anything to have had a video…….meanwhile…..the rest of us went down to curt and barbs room so the ladies could get into the Jacuzzi

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    brenda, april showers, t, barb e. doll

    They tested out barbs new waterproof toy she won from the toy swap. …………Was quiet a site seeing those hot ladies in the tub together playing with a toy. After the show was over………..Tonya stood up in the hot tub……waterproof ding dong in hand…………..and proudly proclaimed “that’s it folk , the show is over……thank you all for cumming”

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    even though this picture is not the one i would like to post (they keep telling me im violating something :roll: ) this one will have to do - you can get the general idea with this one - see the toy in t's hand? well she actually stood up and made her proclamation with that toy in her hand (which served as her microphone - lol) while the audience applauded


    DAY 2

    Boobs Cruise/water ambulance/floating tit bar/hip hop dance club

    Ships are the nearest things to dreams the hands have ever made
    -Robert N. Rose

    The proudest moment of the trip for me was when all 33 people in our group……..who committed to go…..made it onboard the booze cruise…..but……..we almost did not make it back with everyone. Goes back to what the wise obwan had said “if you are going on a booze cruise don’t drink too murch and get some sleep”

    aaaaahh - who the f*&^ listens to me anyway?

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    steve and janet

    Back to the boat

    Lets just say within the first hour it looked like we had either A) a pandemic on board. or B) we were chumming the waters for a deep sea fishing expedition. People were puking all over the place and I think someone may have fallen in and had to be rescued by the ship captain - all good - this is what we do

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    april showers in dire straights (i always get a gret pic of her :))

    …..but……things settled down after the snorkeling and we started getting the party going with some booty beat and we turn the party up a notch as chicks started taking off their tops

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    jen, t, rhonda

    Let me make a statement of FACT here if I may…………

    From this point forward in my life……..I never want a “guys night out” for as long as I so shall live - what I want is to get deeply involved from this point forward in organizing and planning more “girls night out” adventures - at least once a week where I can go and hang out with t and all her hot friends and just watch them - I swear ill put in ear plugs, duct tape and superglue my mouth shut and take an amnesia tablet

    Again back to the boat shall we?

    We pulled into the beach club early and had to wait a little while for the food so we messed around took pictures of hot chicks

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    brenda, t, charley, kat

    Then we messed around some more and then……you guessed it, we took some more pictures of hot chicks

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    jen, ginny

    and then we played some hilarious games and you got it……….. more pictures of hot chicks


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    barb e. doll, t, april showers

    and finally after all the batteries ran out we got a bite to eat and every guy recharged their batteries and their camera batteries and after all of the batteries were charged…….we stopped eating immediately and went back to……………………taking pictures of hotties

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    megan, jilly, brenda, kirby, carl

    We got back on the boat - and thanks to tmac making a sound system adjustment - we cranked the tunes full blast with some booty beat and soon thereafter chicks started getting naked, dudes started fainting, bikinii bottoms were being thrown overboard ( I even tried to let danielle use my Mexican bandana to cover up afterwards) t started covering up my eyes and put me in straight jacket (as willie was about to make an uninvited appearance) and made me “step away” from the naked chicks so I could help t.ken serve up some big blue dick tequila shots……then……after big blue dick shots……….we even watched naked chicks parasailing

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    april showers

    by the way - did I mention I want to go with the girls on “girls night out” ? (especially these girls……as they know how to freakin party) Heck, we were having sooooooo much fun that we just decided to keep on going……so by the time we got back to the dock we did not have any transportation and it looked as though I was going to have to walk back barefoot and drunk to the hotel………..as once again (for the third straight booze cruise) - I lost my flips - lol

    But steve and janet located someone to rescue us and after a picture or two we made it back in time for hillbilly to take the shit he had been holding for 5 hours

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    me and curtco bongo

    Dinner and a brawl

    "The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly"
    -Theodore roosevelt

    After a shower I was still ready to roll but t was not feeling it - nevertheless, she needed to eat so we went with curt, barb and t.ken to have an asian for dinner - I mean we went to dinner at the asain

    - sorry t mind was in the gutter from some chick I did before I met you - ooooooooooppps

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    april, t, brenda

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    jilly, me, t, kirby, brenda, barb e. doll, t.ken, april showers

    Anyway the asian FOOD was very good. I pulled out every stop during dinner to get Tonya to stay up and drink all night with me but she was DONE and she pulled out the old “we need some rest because tomorrow night is a big night” card. She reminded me that steve and janet were coming over and we needed to be on our “C” game - so we went to the room took our geritol , took out our dentures, put on pajamas, cut on wheel of fortune and was snoring by 10.……………..and we slept quite peacefully until about 3

    Now…….

    Not sure if you guys like fights or not - but I live for them……..So I always tell T “if you see or hear of a fight you text me or come and get me“. Im like that dude on superbad……when I go to bed at night I honestly pray to god, “dear god please let me see a fight today if it is in your will”

    On this trip I got my prayers answered numerous time by tmac and kat as well as a large number of randoms

    Anywh0……where were we??

    T woke me up about 3 to the sound of banging, cursing, and god knows what else……..was awesome !!! we always seem to get lucky enough to be next door to a couple (or better yet - know a couple like tmac/kat) and get to watch or listen to a fight - this one was the best yet - it went the full ten rounds and even though we did not have a great video feed the audio was not half bad - pardon the pun but I think it ended up being a “SPLIT” decision

    When the dust had finally settled I think it had turned into a tag team match - there were bottles on the lawn condoms everywhere, a broken cane, and one of those cute little crown royal bags………..which by the way I scarfed as a souvenir of the event

    DAY 3

    Im bringn sexy back

    Live In the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink the wild air
    - Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Saturday was a great day in the sexy pool. hot chicks topless everywhere, body shots, rainbow shots, tequila shots, tmac and Kathy fighting all day long ……….btw - did I mention “girls night out yet”?

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    ??, ??, t.ken, jen, ray, danielle, scott, beck, cliff, matt, christine

    steve and janet showed up about noon and steve showed up without a hat……and his head was about to catch on fire from all that hot Mexican sun so Tonya found him one of my bright orange bud light hats and slapped it on him. We drank all day in the hot tubs and took a huge group picture


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    janet, barb, steve

    Saturday nights all right

    "I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day"
    - Vincent Van gogh

    After yet another great meal at il picare, I was off to find tmac as he had given me a hard time from the night before about getting tucked in so early…..of course I blamed it on t…..but I have to admit a good nights rest after that booze cruise was very nice indeed

    Anyways I made a bet with him for $100.00 on who would be able to stay up the longest and immediately started getting things in line to assure my victory. I had all the bartenders on my side helping me make sure that tmacs glass was constantly full of hard liquor………… and at one point during the night………..he had 4 full vodka tonics on a table in one bar and 3 in another.

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    kat, brenda, april front
    barb, t, janet back

    Barb danced on him to wear him out.

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    barb e. doll and tmac

    Since tmac and kat had been fighting so much I signed up Tonya to act like she was stealing his camera - which definitely caused another fight and then he got into another fight with kat for taking some “questionable” pics. The bartenders were getting so tired of fixing shots for tmac that Barb finally steped up to the plate and asked oliver to just fill up a 24 ounce cup and she would pour them so that that the bartenders could take care of the other guests. Barb just stood there and gave him shot after shot………

    So tmac is almost down for the count right?

    Hardly….

    Not long after this all started tmac and kat made up miraculously? and then kat caught onto what I was doing and she made me start doing shots and then these two gay guys showed up at the patio bar and started putting on a show and I really hate public displays of affection that border on pornography……

    if I wanted to see that shit I would go to another resort……has nothing to do with sexual orientation…….has everything to do with time and place

    So kat is getting me wasted (I know im about to F&*^% up and start talking to random chicks as I always do when I get too drunk) plus I’m having to watch an amateur gay porn show……….. And then barb is intentionally swalling hot dogs whole (swear to god she did this) to egg me on about the gay porn show and then it happens……..

    I start talking/touching randoms -

    T catches wind and in five seconds flat - its game over and t is taking me to the room

    Yep

    I got the “I don’t think so” glare topped off with a “step away from the bar” demand with that hideous tone that only a pissed off woman can make……guys you’ve all heard it…..correct? ------so since I want to be a part of “girls night out” varsity TEAM moving forward………..I tucked my little tail and went to 2112 in a RUSH - as t had made the stunning transformation from clean cut ho to total bitch

    DAY 4

    On any given sunday

    "Do not let Sunday be taken away from you. if your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan"
    -Albert Schweitzer

    The next morning we did the usual breakfast pop and back to the sexy pool. Janet, jill, april showers and several others including major tom entered the beer drinking contest and as steve promised…………janet won. Took some pictures of tequila ken with the big blue dick and lots of chicks

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    melissa, april, barb, beck, t.Ken, janet, kancun kimmie, danielle, deb, t, jilly

    we created our very own belly flop contest, drank two bottles of the big blue dick and I even sucked the last big blue dick dry late in the evening

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    t.ken, me

    Second chances

    Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish
    -ovid

    Now we had planned on giving steve/janet a second chance night (as the night before i got so preoccupied with mine and tmac's competition that t and i did not get to spend the time with steve/janet that we had planned on), but after dinner someone slipped me a doubleViagra with vodka mickey and had I continued to walk around all night I would have been arrested for toting a concealed weapon

    Poor tonya - I can still see that look on her face at 6:00 a,m the following morning - “not again rob” and my personal favorite “I want you to know that I love you with all my heart ,but when this shit wears off I don’t want to see your dick for a month”

    I am seriously thinking about giving up drinking for this stuff ………..but I would have to adjust my dosage a bit so that I could get some sleep and t would not have use a walker to get around the following day

    I slept less than 2 hours and had 7 orgasms

    DAY 5

    The “weekend at bernies” day

    "What kind of a host invites you to his house for a weekend party and then dies on you"?
    -from the movie weekend at bernies

    sunday morning began with the following:

    Red bull
    Prilosec
    Imodium
    2 dozes of pepcid
    Alka seltzer
    Tylenol
    Sex (see Viagra above)
    tums

    After the above -

    T drug me out to the sexy pool brought me a bagel and sat me up in a chair like that dude from the movie weekend at bernies. You guys remember that movie? Hilarious and everyone would come around an check on me - “rob you going to be okay“? and “bro whats up with you today when do we start partying again”?

    every once in awhile Tonya would come over to make sure I was still breathing so that I could help direct body shots for t.ken…….all in all I think it was a fairly quiet day - the only serious request I made the whole day besides “hey bitch get me a taste” was……………….. “if they play that f*&^%$ apple bottoms jeans song one more time” - for someone to get my ass up so we could go and beat the shit out of whomever it was that put it on

    Somebody was going to the emergency room if I heard that damn song just one more time

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    tken, leeann, jilly

    Guess whos coming to dinner?

    "There is only one difference between along life and a good dinner: that, in dinner, the sweets come last"
    -robert lous stevenson

    Feeling a little better Sunday night and I actually made it to dinner

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    t.ken, me, t, danielle, scott, hillbilly, curt, barb e. doll, april showers

    but after a great dinner at ilpicare with t, t, ken, jill april showers, hillbilly, curt, barb and scott and danielle I was still not well enough to go out. But I still took a picture of t.ken with our waiter jaun. He was an amazing waiter

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    t.ken, juan

    We said good night to the group and t and I called it a night.

    DAY 6

    End of days

    Nothing gold can stay
    - Robert Frost

    No need to say anything much here - other than we had a great weekend and we are really looking forward to getting back..................i will be posting the top 200 clean pictures of the trip on flickr in the next few days
     
  4. icecube88

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    Awesome pics and TR...Fun was had by all
    :D :D
     
  5. Karen,Pam and Greg!

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    Wow!! That has to be one of the best TR's ever!! Totally hilarious :lol: Thanks for sharing
     
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    Great pictures. Makes us wana go back.
     
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    Dude!!!

    Now that is a TR!!! Awesome job Rob, looks like you guys had a great time even though the resort was not full due to the flu!!


    So, one question..... How many people did you get into the hot tub???

    Is our record of 69 still safe?

    Shall we go for a new record in September?

    Again, great job on the TR and I look forward to the rest of your pics.
     
  8. B&J28215

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    That was great. Don't know which was better, the pictures or the trip report. Great job on it. Wish I had been there. :D
     
  9. jamestoronto

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    great tr

    Hey Rob
    Great TR and love some of the snapshots I can wait to see the pics.....will be keeping an eye out for the link to pop up...cheers


    Your canadian friend
    James
     
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