"Hey ladies want to go on a field trip in my pants?" "Hey Red does the carpet match the curtains" "Come on I'm trying to get laid" "You ever been with a twelve year old love machine? C'mon I'm 12 all over" "My pop thinks I'm gay you want to prove him wrong? C'mon I'm hung like a tootsie roll" ROFLMAO I gotta use some of these lines in Cancun!
I'm down for using some of these lines in Cancun who else wants to give em a whirl see how many times you can pull using these one liners as your intro!!!
