Drama?

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  1. Jman34

    Jman34 Enthusiast Registered Member

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    It seems with a mixture of alcohol and sexual tension, that can be a recipe for drama. Is that a common occurrence? I've gotten to a point in my life where I despise drama.
     
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    NO!!! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!?!?!

    Just kidding, sadly there are occasionally problems. The two main ingredients tend to be

    1) Drunk, obnoxious, can't see straight, horny, desperate single guy. (Authors note: I am single, can be drunk, can't see straight, am horny but most often adorable, so no this isn't, and shouldn't be THAT thread)

    2) Drunk, obnoxious, can't see straight, horny, desperate, or paranoid that his wife/girlfriend is going to try to trade up, test drive or otherwise uneasy.

    Most often the S.O. of #2 is an inert element, merely an innocent bystander. Occasionally, we run into a 'princess' who may have flirted with #1, or perhaps has rebuked #1 in a non-pleasant fashion.

    Now #1 and #2 will begin by exchanging well intentioned barbs regarding the masculinity of eachother. Inevitably one party will recognize that he is less prepared intellectually and revert to a more primitive and territorial state.

    As with the majestic Moose of the North American boreal forest, our two adversaries choose to put on a display of ritual combat, in order to show the awaiting female that they are of strong breeding and capable of providing for the many children that his obviously potent seed is capable of creating with her.

    At the end of the combat the victor retreats to his domicile where the woman, obviously impressed with his incredibly noble display of male goodness, provides him with the opportunity to procreate his genetic lineage.

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    Or in short, sadly, like at a bar anywhere a couple of dumbasses think the best way into a woman's panties is by fighting. Thankfully, it doesn't happen that often. Trouble only finds those that are looking for it a vast majority of the time. Don't be afraid to ask security to step in if you feel threatened by someone. That's why they are there in the first place. To make YOU feel safe.
     
  3. Jman34

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    I'm not one to start fights but will defend myself and I hate to end up in a Mexican jail. The jail here at home is bad enough.
     
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    Like I said confontations are overall few and far between. Not even worth thinking about. The odds are more likely at your neighborhood bar. Go have fun and relax
     
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    Yea not too concerned, just crossed my mind. All I'm gonna be doing is drinking and shooting the shit with people
     
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    Then the worst you can expect is a sunburn or empty drink. Like almost any other fight that men have it seems to involve a woman lol! (ladies I mean that in the best way possible :icon_mrgreen:)
     
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    Just avoid the young, single, european guys (For the most part) and you will be fine lol
     
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    And don't try sneaking pics of the girls in the sexy pool. That usually doesn't end well...
     
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    Really??? I'm amazed that there are so few disagreements, fights, etc at Temptations. When you consider the sexy atmosphere the drinking the hot sun, it amazes us everytime how little drama there is at Temptations.
    We've never seen a physical fight and this will be I think our 7th or 8th trip.
     
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    When we were there in early September, a drunk irish guy was having an argument in the sexy pool with his girlfriend and he dunked her under the water HARD... Greg & I wandered a little closer to them in case it got any uglier, and it looked like it was about to. I got out of the pool to inform security, and as I came back into the pool, security was about to approach, when BAM! She closed fisted clocked him in the face 3 times.. Security smiled, and kept walking..

    Then about 10 minutes later we see the dunk irish guy dive head first into one of the jacuzzis and doesn't surface... Greg and I make our way over there expecting to have to pull this idiot out with a broken neck, only to find him bracing himself under the water against the sides of the jacuzzi to make people think he was drowning... :sauer024:

    That was probably the extent of our drama (Other than a few cases of people taking pictures after being asked not to)
     
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