A man goes to his doctor and says: "Hey doc, I need you to double my dose of Viagra for this weekend." Doc says, "I can't do that, there are risks, it's not FDA approved, etc. Why would you want that anyway?" He says, "Please, I need this, I got a hot date with my girlfriend on Friday and then Saturday I got a hot, anniversary date planned with my wife." Doc says, "OK, I'm gonna let you have this, but only for this weekend, and you have to come see me ASAP on Monday so we can see if any side effects occur." The man walks into the doctor's office early Monday morning with both arms in slings, doc says "What the hell happened to you?" "Nobody showed" says the man.
