DATING SENIORS Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he ! takes m e out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
> YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MEN >> >>I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an >> old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had >> spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. >> The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find >> the >> old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he >> sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything >> wild in your life?" >> The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and >> had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." >> >> > >
