Dentist Gloves

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  1. Waste

    Waste Moderator Registered Member

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    A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady,
    was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
    on his gloves.

    "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

    "No, I don't" she replied.

    "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex.
    Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
    dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

    She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure,
    she burst out laughing.

    "What's so funny?" he asked.
    "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
     
  2. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    that's funny :lol:

    ...and it doesn't even have to be a dentist to tell that one. T will get a kick out of it.
     
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    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    *bump*
    saw something like this again recently. too funny :lol:
     
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    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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