Ian says..... I'm freezing my nads off here...... boiler went kaput yesterday :evil: :evil: Ian :evil: :evil:
Carrie says Ian is having some shisty luck today :!: The boiler, the car.... Cheers Ian! I hope things turn around soon :!:
Ian say's .. WTF does ' shisty ' mean..... :?: :?: I'm crossing my fingers in hope it means i' WI ' speak ' ... " The man who's car is in a car park with no lift to pick it up, who's house is currently colder than a penguinnes bollocks on christmas day will get a knock on the door (after posting this crap :lol: ) from the bird down the road who has a body sculptured in dreams craving for sexual gratification from myself, who will then leave our den of eniquity following our session of passion, cook me breakfast ( after fetching the morning papers ) and let me know that whilst our Olympic shagfest was going on I won the lottery ..... and some f*cker fixed my boiler and brought the car home " :?: :?: Please tell me I'm right :lol: Ian :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: