Dennis Says... Let 'em rip

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  1. DConCT

    DConCT CC's SB Godfather Registered Member

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    Got something a bit more saucy than a nursery rhyme? Pile on... let me read 'em :lol:

    MOLLY THE CAMEL
    A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Iraq desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

    "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel."

    The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, ;but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly.

    When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are".

    :cool:
     
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    hehehehe good one!!!!
     
  3. DConCT

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    Nothing? If you're all gonna waste time at work reading this stuff anyway... you may as well type stuff too!

    anyway.. we proceed:

    Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
     
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
     
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    ugh i had a video i wanted to post..i cant find it :cry:
     
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    send it to my email for screening :wink:
     
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    ugh cant find it :evil:
     
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    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Dennis ~ you are too funny.
     
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