Top 10 ways to tell a guy his zipper is down: 10. The cucumber has left the salad. > >9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. > >8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. > >7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. > >6. Elvis is leaving the building. > >5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. > >4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. > >3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. > >2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. > >1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts! > >
:lol: here r ten more... 10—The Nine are abroad . . . and so is your One. 9—Even the Lidless Eye would look away. 8—Lotho has taken over Bag End. 7—All that is gold does not zip up. 6—The Gaffer says he can see your ninnyhammer. 5—‘Mellon’ opened the door at Moria. What was the word to close it again? 4—Saruman has been freed from Orthanc. 3—I think your Halfling forth now stands. 2—Better check your Gap of Rohan. 1—I must be in Bree, cause your Pony sure is Prancing!
