COMING SOON - The REAL DEAL Big Sexy's REAL DEAL trip report 12/6-12/11

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Trip Report - Temptation and Boobs Cruise 12/6-12/11

Well, like most trip reports this one will start with what most do - Depression at the trip being over, and a countdown to the next trip beginning (119 days, by the way). Last December, while only there for a day, had set the bar pretty high for this trip.

12/6 - the day started at 345am, after hitting the sack at midnight with pre trip anticipation. We took off at 6am for Atlanta and only bounced twice on the runway, lol. We got out on time and were in Cancun by 11am. We got through, had green lights for both, and made our way to the USA Transfers greeter. We were on our way to the resort and there in 25 minutes.

As soon as the door opened, we were greeted by Carlos and Alfredo who got us right in the door. we went had lunch, took a stroll around the sexy pool where Tiger and Pedro immediately greeted me with a friendly "pinochas!!", lol. We took a walk back to the front desk, where we surprisingly got checked right in to our room, in just the building we requested. We got changed, and headed back to the Sexy pool to get the games started....:icon_smile::icon_smile::icon_smile::icon_smile::icon_smile::icon_smile:
once there, it took about an hour to drain the first couple mugs of rum, and move on to a stack of the aforementioned to start handing out. We started chatting up a couple folks, and the drinks started flowing. one thing led to another, and next thing you know out come the body shots, lol. we moved on to lingerie night, where there were too many hot outfits to count, and Miss sexy had the neon light up bra. unfortunately she experienced problems that called for an electrician, but we had fun. we moved on to Paty O's. once there I started to work the room like Big Sexy does, and I saw a group of 8 from Nebraska looking like they were about to be executed. well, 20 wet PXXXies and a whole lotta purple shit later they were up dancing, partying, and started some stuff about OSU. henceforth they were called Herbstreits crew. They brought out the DJ, and the music started. Miss sexy lasted until 3am, Big sexy looked out over the top of PatyO to see the sun coming up, went to the pool and tied my shirt to the last two chairs at the sexy pool, and went for a three hour Rum Nap. :banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

12/7 - 11am - Miss sexy finally manages to rouse me from bed, and we head to the sexy pool, with the first can of alcohol infused whipped cream. keeping this brief, we made the rounds with somewhere around 150 shots of wet pxxxx, and finally went to lunch at margaritas. about this time I walked out and ran right into Luv2Vaca, who we then met a little later at the upside of the sexy pool swim up bar. we shut that down, and made plans for dinner with them at the Asian. As we were leaving our room we ran into Miss Vaca, and Mr Vaca was down for the count (my fault, admittedly). As this was also White night, Enter Big Sexy Caesar. Big Sexy Caesar, after dinner, Held court - made the rounds, judged the bartenders (those of you familiar with the movie gladiator, or the show spartacus, will remember this reference) gave three the thumbs up and one the thumbs down. Received several Traditional roman salutes, and again shut down PatyO - this would make hour 72 with about 8 hours sleep. a magnificient crash was coming, like an F35C into a mountain, but not yet..

12/8 - after a refreshing three hour nap and nice hot shower it was back to the shenanigans. Now it was time for more alcohol infused whipped cream. I dont think anyone (not that I know, anyways, has ever seen as many cream covered boobs in one place. There were more wet pxxxxes around that pool than you could shake a redwood at, and some drinks too , the DJ set up live at poolside, and it was a party. it was pretty damn good. we emptied a full can of cream while in the pool, and Pedro was kind enough to throw us a spare into the pool. As usual, We were some of the last out of the pool, and moved on the Buffet for dinner. At this point, the Big Sexy was running on fumes, so we took a 45 minute power nap. we dressed for xmas theme night and headed out. we lasted till 200am, as we had seen the michael jackson night once already.

12/9 - we got to the pool around 9am, and got it going on early. we were downing drinks, cracked out some more cream, and were in it to win it. We stayed in the pool all day long, many boobs were removed and again got the cream treatment. Sunday night was "anything goes", which was won by our good buddy Bullet. It was also "dress to impress", which meant a white suit. (side note - never, EVER, EVER wear a heavy white dress suit in mexico.) Big Sexy lost around 10 lbs (at least) thru sweat, and even when he went and put on less the cover was already in meltdown. Later in the night I got to hang with Mr and Mrs Strawberry 12, :whisper:and there was plenty of booty shakes, party times and Super shenanigans take place. Big Sexy unfortunately also handed a glass of Tequila to Miss Steph (you know who you are) and felt bad for figuratively punching her right in the liver, so I nursed her back to health for the next few minutes. Nevertheless, I stayed at it until 315, at which point I grabbed a couple burgers and headed to the room, I needed to be up at 8 for breakfast and to get ready for the Boobs Cruise. :mermaid:
12/10 - Boobs Cruise + - I'll call it the boobs cruise plus as it has Omar and Chinos on it. The only issue was that we discovered there was a fake big sexy on the boat, someone who checked in as me. We discussed appropriate actions, and we were settled on him walking the plank, but cooler heads prevailed. he still mouthed off a little and nearly went overboard, but it all worked out in the end. (i mean really, does anyone really think they are the real deal big sexy but me???) while on the boat chinos adopted and redressed me, and it was good times!! we took the last three cans of cream with us, and started pounding drinks at 9am. as the usual, we had the snorkeling, the great buffet at the beach, the games and such at the beach (congrats to all the winners) , and it was back to the boat for the skinny dipping. we went to the city, then on to the boat for the return trip.:ladiesman1::bowdown::musik026::announce::aetsch011::cigar::icon_eek:
when we got back it was on to the pool for more shenanigans and fun. We spent some quality time there in the pool, then on to the room, and then on to dinner. Miss sexy was down for the count with a bad foot, so I went down to spend my last night at PatyO, and hung with most of the great people we met during the trip, S & V, M & T, D & J, P & L, mr and mrs B, and too many others to name. we put away another half a can of cream, and more booty shakin great times. I called it a night at around 3am, having to get up and pack.

One last note to the trip, we said our goodbyes, made our way to the shuttle, and headed to the airport. as we got there, our shuttle was backed into by another shuttle, lol, because that driver was on the phone. the flights home were uneventful, although we discovered that Domino's Cancun is importing pizza (or with as long as it took them it felt like it, lol)

Cant wait to get back and do it all again, Im gonna bring twice as much cream this time and it will be ON again!!

 

Supplement

1. Food - great as always, a little surprised there wasn't more guacamole but good
2. Service - excellent, as good as any other resort and im gonna be spoiled not at conventional restaurants at home
3. Accommodations - very good, clean and better kept than the other resorts out there. Some might say this resort is dated, but i think the people make the trip not the facility per se. There seems to be less cats, though they never bothered me before. Someone mentioned that may be a factor in more bugs but it wasn't an issue for me
4. Overall - the place gets 5 stars from me, i'd probably give them 6 if i could for a combination of the reasons above.

 

Great Report! Nice to hear the shots were flowing in the sexy pool.

 

Oh to be young again, congrats....

 

Great Report - Sounds like you lived up to your reputation.... Can't wait to do this all over again with you in April. Glad your doubling up on the whipped cream, I'm sure it will be put to good use!
Paul & Lisa

 

bump it up to the top...

 

Sounds like you had an amazing time! I can hardly wait to go now!

 

Nice TR...Sounds as if you guys had an awesome time:lotsofmichaelfs:Thanks for sharing

 

Big Sexy, I gota question....

Did this hurt? I mean, you wrote, "We stayed in the pool all day long, many boobs were removed and again got the cream treatment."

Why did you remove those wonderful boobs? I mean, the bikini tops, sure, but the boobs? Didn't the girlies want them back?