This one is for Ian..... Subject: CHOOSING A WIFE > > A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three >likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to >see what they do with the money. > > The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets >her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very >nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more >attractive for him because she loves him so much. > > The man was impressed. > > > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of >golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. >As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money >on him because she loves him so much. > > Again, the man is impressed. > > > The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times >the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a >joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future >because she loves him so much. > > Obviously, the man was impressed. > > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the >money he'd given her. > > Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. > > > Men are like that, you know.
True story: Back in the 70’s or early 80’s, we had a state representative that was the epitome of a “good ole’ southern boy politician”. One time, he got interview by a woman reporter that had been hounding him in the press on why his female staff members were mostly young, pretty, buxom girls. She finally got to ask him that question in person and (I kid you not) his answer was, “You can teach a woman to type, you can’t teach them to grow breasts” Ahhh, the good ole days. Marsh
My husband used to be my boss When a vacancy occured in the department he would show round the prospective candidate We all knew who would get the job Yes the one with the big boobs I married him!!!!!!!!!!
