Can anyone beat this story ...

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  1. Vic&Chantelle

    Vic&Chantelle Guru Registered Member

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    So, my husband and I have been shopping online for the must haves on our trip to TTR ... you know the basic necessities - Lingerie, stockings, dresses, costumes, and most importantly SEX-TOYS. Now, needless to say I have been anxiously awaiting the arrival of all the goodies - however, after arriving home from work today and listening to the message left on my answering machine from the local Health clinic it appears that our merchandise was delivered to the incorrect address ... our house number and the clinic's number is apparently very close (reverse 2 numbers outta 4) ... the driver seems to suffer from dyslexia as the message left was ... and I quote - "Hello, my name is ?? and I am from your local health clinic and it seems as tho there has been a mix-up - 2 parcel were delivered here by most certainty an accident, so if you are awaiting 2 packages that ... well ... umb ... are from well - overseas, then please call me back ASAP." I nearly peed myself laughing as I listened to the message - poor girl - I am hoping that the company we purchased our product from did not wish to advertise the pillow with the accessories we ordered - OMG ... told my husband and he cannot wait to go pick-up the packages tomorrow morning - PRICELESS!!!! :headbanger:
     
  2. Mommabear

    Mommabear I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Awesome.... I'd walk in with a paper bag with Specimen cups in it and say here I'll trade ya. But then again that is my humor.
     
  3. drew_buckeye

    drew_buckeye Guru Registered Member

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    That's great, he should wear some kind of crazy costume and really freak them out. He should also mention that they are for him to wear later :icon_eek:
     
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    Usually the packages are very discreet; however, I am very interested in what happens when you go back to pick them up. Hopefully they were not opened by mistake!! Hee Hee :whisper:

    ~Dawn~
     
  5. poolside128

    poolside128 Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Make sure seal isn't broken :)

    I'd be checking if the seal on the package is still intact. Boys will be boys and girls will be girls.:icon_eek:
     
  6. LionsNzebras

    LionsNzebras I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    When I worked at purolator as a young man, we had a vibrating box.
    We have to put it into a special box and open it up.

    Guess what was inside?


    a toothbrush :)
     
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    i can give you our address so we can get free toys! lucky girl
     
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    Hopefully the reverse doesn't happen and you get somebodies $tool sample ,, uggg
     
  9. Tam&Vic

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    That is a great story. Something sort of similar happened to me but not quite as awesome.

    So before I first trip to TTR I ordered some swimsuits for my wife. Now I chose to ship them to work as we live in a condo complex and getting packages can be a pain in the ass. So needles to say when I put the address I forgot to put the suite so the package went downstairs to the bank. They knew me so they brought it to my office, when I was not there, and from what I'm told the head of HR, lets call him "Bob", took the package and since the bank had opened it all of the swimsuits, quite skimpy, fell all on the floor. The guys I work with got a good laugh out of that one but I would have loved to be there to see "Bob's" face.
     
  10. LNA

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    Tooooo funny!!
     
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